penis chomper

guy 1: i got sick bj last night
guy 2: me too, from a chick called tiana
guy 1: oh no she is epic sluz, she also blew me... what a penis chomper

by pillie May 16, 2009

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Penis fart

a commonly used noun oversaid by stupid teenagers that have nothing else to say or do. Immediate punchline, or punch in the face

PENIS FART
*sockinthejaw*

by TruthSpeaker August 9, 2004

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Penis Wrinkle

Reffers to how uncircumsized males' forskin krinkles up at the tip of the penis in a circular shape.

Tommy laughed at Carls little penis wrinkle.

by crackhedwinner February 11, 2010

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[Cannon Penis]

A large penis that is able to shoot out cannonballs

Ian(from Smosh): "You want more Cannon Penis? We'll give you more cannon penis."

by TheTerrorthatflapsinthenight September 13, 2011

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This is a penis, that resembles a castle. In some cases, the penis looks SO much like a castle, that normal castle preditors such as Trolls, Orcs, Mutant Nija Warriors, and Dirty Magicians, will attack at site in hopes to take over the castle, and rid it of any prior inhabitants.

Joey, you got a castle penis, you better protect the prince our your through!

by EgonStrangler July 12, 2007

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