It takes a village 

When a woman is having an orgy with five guys and all of them are dressed like a member of the village people

Susan knows “it takes a village” to have a good time but the Indian took it too far.

It takes a village by David Gambrel June 17, 2022

ill take that into consideration

Basically, they don't give a rats ass about your situation or anything you just said. You're basically done for.

Teacher: "I understand you're a new student here and did not take this class up till now, when grading your exam ill take that into consideration."
Translation: "Your C+ you're about to get on this exam ain't getting curved bitch"

ill take that into consideration by Therealopinionator June 18, 2022

Cesar Take 

A statement so utterly outlandish that you have to hear it 3 times to make sure you’re not dreaming

Person 1: “Jackie Robinson doesn’t deserve to be a HOF’er”
Person 2: “Good lord that’s so awful, what a Cesar Take”

Cesar Take by BadBrisket July 19, 2022

Cute Take 

a hot take in a topic, usually toxic, bigoted, and highly fact deficient by someone banking on their attractiveness to make it acceptable and defended by their audience.

Asides from the completely off base premise of Becky's cute take, the fervor of which her stans defended it was disturbing.

Cute Take by ShoNuff77 July 24, 2022

To Take a Leek 

To give hand relief to a Welshman.

Must not be confused with the very similar 'to take a leak' (to urinate)

"Sorry guys, be back in a minute, I need to take a leek"

To Take a Leek by NotTheOxfordEnglishDictionary September 23, 2022

To Take a Leek 

To give hand relief to a Welshman.

Must not be confused with the very similar 'to take a leak' (which means 'to urinate')

"Sorry guys, I'll be back in a minute, I need to take a leek"

To Take a Leek by NotTheOxfordEnglishDictionary September 23, 2022

Indian Take 

When you let someone borrow an item and they don't return the item.

"Hey man, where's your archery bow? I want to take it hunting."
"Bob Indian Took(past tense of Indian Take) my bow."

Indian Take by RagnarOdinson October 9, 2022