Club Parking 

Parking located immediately and conveniently outside of your current location. Locations include but are not limited to:
-Dormitory
-Bar
-Restaurant
-Veterinary's office
-Coffee shop
-Roadside Grille
-Denny's

"Dude, I'm so fucking stuffed on chocolate chip pancakes. I hope your car's not too far away"
"Don't worry man, I've got club parking."

Club Parking by clubman1898 February 5, 2008

Billy Poole Parking 

A preferred parking spot (ie. front row parking at a store)

It must be my lucky day I got Billy Poole Parking at Walmart!

Billy Poole Parking by Codeman92 March 18, 2023

Parking Lot Pickle 

A way to make a decision. When you have conflict with someone, just whip out the pickle and take turns biting it and passing it back. You may bite & give, or bite, bite & give. Your bites may also vary in size. Aka Pickle Time.

Hey, have you seen those chompers on some boy, pickling on an asphalt?

Yeah, they’re just having a parking lot pickle!

Parking Lot Pickle by Common Joe February 24, 2023

Parkourgasm 

Verb. The action of climaxing sexually simply due to witnessing a structure that would be particularly good for doing parkour on.

Bro 1: Oh Bro!! Parkourgasm! Look at that church steeple!

Driving Bro: I can't! Don't you remember what happened last time I had a parkourgasm while I was driving?

Parkourgasm by Rustywookiemaestro7 January 26, 2011

Parkland School District 

A school district in the suburbs of Allentown, PA. Has about a thousand people graduate each year. A lot of richer families live in this area

"there's a rich kid from allentown"
"oh yeah he must go to parkland school district"

Parkland School District by Abbywadudpwadup August 17, 2011

Parked in the Alley 

Similar to being Parked in the Red Zone. Parked in the Alley refers to when a girl will not put out anal sex for you and only allows vaginal sex. Despite efforts to slip it in the old bunghole you are refused entry and will never be able to do more than to slide your knob between those cheeks and around that bung but never go deep.

Dan was constantly trying to knock on Dana's back door. Despite the coaxing, she always left him Parked in the Alley.

Parked in the Alley by Eaton Holgoode April 22, 2015

Parkey 

The act of hitting both the upright and the crossbar while attempting a field goal.

Bro, our kicker just fucked us with that Parkey and the Bears lost the game!

Parkey by pmong January 6, 2019