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Dirty Parker

is when you jurk-off to five guys fucking each other, Then putting your cum in to your sock
by Daddy Dick February 27, 2022
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parking karma

The uncanny ability to find an open parking space in a desirable location of a busy parking lot.
I always have to park out in the boonies, but when I ride with Paul we're always in the front row. He's got some great parking karma.
by PaulieJr October 19, 2006
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double parking

Aussie slang for when you are holding two beer cans/bottles in one hand.
This is usually done when lining up for another bevy is too much trouble
"Sammy you double parking are we?"
"You got that right mate
by aussieboy101 June 13, 2013
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Parkland

The worst damn city in America, but not if you're a rich snob and had your own Bentley at the age of 11
Parklander 1: Hey want to go to the park
Parklander 2: Sure wanna take my Bentley
by 954tillidie February 18, 2015
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Parking Lot Police

One who has nothing better to do with his/her life, besides taking refuge in an old parking lot with a pad and a pen, and taking the license plate number of every driver that does something wrong in said lot; in some cases taking it upon themselves to write you some sort of ticket or go vigalante.
Driver: *driver taps another vehicle while creeping out of a tight mall parking lot*
Parking Lot Patrol: *takes notice to the careful driving, but notices that the driver bumped another car, hense springing into action and attempting to take the plate number of driver.
Driver: *notices that the loser is writing his plate number down, so he then backs over her, leaving an indentation of his plate in her forehead for later reference*
by Doggidew April 13, 2005
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Emo Parker

Peter Parker after succumbing to the amplifying effects of the Symbiote.

Darker hair which covers one side of the face, darkness around the eyes and a bad attitude are signs to look for.
Oh, here comes Emo Parker crotch thrusting in our direction. Let's go guys.
by Ryan Macfarlane May 19, 2007
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Rosa Parking

Specifically, parking in a spot that is off limits to you.

Also, parking in a metered spot and refusing to pay, parking in a spot with a stated time limit and grossly exceeding it, parking in a spot too small or large for your vehicle, taking up two (or more) spots.

Finally, parking in a place that is not designated for parking.
"Damn, this Wal*Mart lot's all full except for the handicap spot... that's just not fair. It's time for some Rosa Parking."

"Dude, must've been a woman Rosa Parking that Escalade square over the line."

Neil Armstrong to Buzz Aldrin: "What the hell is this Geo Metro doing on the moon?"
Buzz Aldrin: "oh that bitch is certainly Rosa Parking!"
by Duncan McQueirter December 14, 2010
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