Shit Glitter

The act of taking a power dump and littering the underside of the toilet seat with shit particles.

Man, I had the runs so bad, I left shit glitter all over the place.

by DeezzzzzzNuts January 8, 2015

Alarm shit

A shit that is so brutal, that it causes one to wake up in disbelief, and usually resulting to one running as fast as they can to the toilet.

Jeff: Hey man did you get some sleep?

Brian: Not at all, I was woken up by an alarm shit at 4 o'clock in the morning.

Jeff: I'm so sorry man, those goddamn alarm shits.

by TheMan31 November 26, 2013

seat shit

Whenever one has to defacate so badly that the person jumps on the toilet and releases escrament at the sane time. The person then misses the hole of the toilet, and defecates on the seat itself. The person then gets up and looks around, then preforming the wall wipe technique. The person leaves the shit on the toilet and wall for the next person to see.

The man coming from the bathroom of the public swimming pool in Little Rock, AR left a seat shit for the non existant janitor.

by Bulletzebra February 24, 2015

shit talkie

When someone talks a lot of shit and is full of shit.

Dave talks a lot of shit. He must eat too much shit talkie.

by joppyslow April 8, 2015

shit spear

A penis covered in shit to put it simply. Can be used for straight and homo speak. Aptly named for anal with consequences, chilli dogin' deliciousness fun times. Aslo is someone is attempting to be clever with horrible poetry one may call them Sir William Shit-speare.

Billy was ramming ass Jimmy furiously! Billy upon shooting his load into the quivering rectum of Jimmy pulled out and shown his taco meat covered shit spear as a trophy. Jimmy quickly took a pic and sent it to his FB account. Then collapsed, his face grazing the bouncing semiflacid shitspear across his lip, effectively giving the Shitler to Jimmy. Ah...true romance William Shit-speare wrote of these things.

by Mr. Nate April 20, 2015

Shit Devil

When you have a terrible case of the PPCs (poo poo cramps), and you know that a painful shit will soon be born.

Chad Baconmaker ate Taco Bell for lunch. He'll give birth to a shit devil later.

by Louisiana Urbanite April 22, 2015

shit beaver

Ass.

We got good and greased-up, then I fucked her shit beaver.

by JrDolemite October 5, 2015