school fire

When you light a match and blow it out then hit someone in the face and they fly across the room

sry didnt see you there school fire

by The killer 1266 November 14, 2019

Bush Fire

When two lesbians scissor them selves so fast that the friction creates a fire with their pubes.

Lesbian 1: Oh shit we're going to fast
Lesbian 2: Oh fuck we're going to start a bush fire

by Dark Chocolat November 6, 2020

Friendly Fire

To have the best sex with a femboy that you had yet while being very drunk, so you do't even realize that it is a man that you're fucking until the day after or after the effects of alchohol go away. Only applies to men.

Person 1: Ugh... i think i fucked up last night
Person 2: How come?
Person 1: I fucked this... this femboy and i didn't even realize until now.
Person 2: Friendly Fire right there lol

by Sgt. Pepper himself November 5, 2025

pumping fire

something I do at ILC

today at day program or ILC I was pumping fire

by Merlin vac engine February 1, 2024

Fired

I don't work for you and you are not going to be able to keep me from making your pay for my ideas. Report the theft of my IP and volunteer all the information you have.

Hym "No. I'm not fired. I don't work for you. A mentally retarded billionaire paid you to let him steal from me and you went along with it because you were perfectly will to let some random person's kid get murdered to keep me from early retirement. And murdered those random peoples kids have gotten. I'm not bringing you evidence. I'm not doing anything or asking anyone. You volunteer everything to me or I will take everything from someone else. I just don't have to play this game with you. So I won't. I haven't been. And I am not going to. Hopefully more of these YouTubers get murdered so we can speed things up. I wager that if have of the YouTube freaks involved get murdered and it becomes clear that the rest of them are also going to get murdered, they'll start to talk. I mean, they are actively trying to commit a child sacrifice! And it seems to be the case that murder is the only way to stop them."

by Hym Iam September 17, 2025

Alice Springs fire fighter

When you and a mate -preferably another bloke, cos you ain’t a bloke til ya had a bloke - get nude, boof a pint of Guinness each, do star jumps to shake it up in ya guts, then lie down, arseholes facing each other then unleash imagining your mate is on fire and the only thing that can put them out is squirting your sodden bubbly arse juice all over them so hard it extinguishes the flames.

It’s ok to drink once evacuated from your mates bowel.

Bloke 1: Hey Joe, you wanna do a couple of Alice Springs Fire Fighters tonight?

Bloke 2: Yea Tony, let’s get messy. I’m a thirsty boi

by Not a bloke til ya had a bloke July 3, 2024

friendly fire

noun
frend-lee-feye-yurh

The art or mistake in which a person playing with their sausage accidentally shoots their special sauce on themselves in an unintended area, such as the face, eye, or missing entirely and hitting an object.

Guy 1: "Last night was going so well when I was home alone, until my load shot in my face."
Guy 2: "Ewww man you forgot to turn friendly fire off, get a rag or something!"

by camjohnstonnn February 11, 2020