bloody ice cream 

A bloody ice cream is where you have intercourse with a female while she is having her period, you ejaculate inside of her and it oozes out with her period blood.

“Yo dude, this bitch is a freak! She let me give her a bloody ice cream and after we had to wash the bed sheets.”

bloody ice cream by Punkfuck69 June 12, 2022

Peaches and cream

Peaches and cream

Peaches and cream

Peaches and cream by anonymous June 22, 2022

Whipped ice cream 

When a guy is so in love with a Girl that
He is blind/ whipped for her

Chris is whipped ice cream for Joanie

Whipped ice cream by Tomé August 30, 2022

Wet Turtle Cream 

(verb) when a man makes a pan of delicious brownies, and immediatly upon removal from the oven, inserts his dick directly into the center of the steaming hot brownie pan then immediately sticks his erect dick into ice cream.

"Hey Greg, would you like a brownie? They are fresh and very hot."
"Sure, I'd love one...Wait, what the hell? Why is there a hole in the middle of the pan of brownies?"
"I wet Turtled them."
"Oh Fred, you scank!"
"Ginkies Greg! All I did was wet Turtled them... hey do you have any ice cream?"
"Why yes Fred we have some cookies and cream, would you like some?"
"Yes sure, bring it over I will scoop some for us."
"Ginkies Fred I can give you an ice cream scooper, why are you scooping it with your dick?"
"Um duh Greg haven't you ever heard of a wet Turtle cream? Creme de la crem dude."

Wet Turtle Cream by Orange Kookaburra September 2, 2022

my balls sour cream 

"My balls Sour cream" is a saying that you say to friends and ONLY friends because if you say it out loud in any public situation you will be arrested on the spot.

"Broo my balls sour cream"

my balls sour cream by Sleepyboibear October 1, 2022

pickled toe cream 

A sweetened cold desert commonly enjoyed during the summer time as a quick and easy treat.

Emma - "Bro I just ate some pickled toe cream.. it was so good"
Some other guy - "Frfr best treat ong"

pickled toe cream by maseon_bestfootball October 27, 2022

Mango Buttock Cream 

So, Mango Buttock Cream is a dubious cream sold on AliExpress that claims to increase the size of your pancake, flat ass.

WTF is that nasty ass smell. Oh, that’s P’s Mango Buttock Cream. You know how desperate she is for some curves.

Mango Buttock Cream by Purplenado March 10, 2023