Turtling

When you and a partner have a shit kink.

Your partner takes a shit on your chest but before doing so, they tease you by pushing it out but before it comes out they clench it back in.

You: Cmon babe, just shit on me!

Your partner: Not yet! I gotta finish turtling!

by m4sshysteria2009 February 12, 2026

Turkle

A crime committed by an uncle wearing a turtleneck while within 5 miles of a turkey farm, but only on Valentine's Day.

I just found out my best friend is the niece of the convicted turkle my dad found on our farm making our turkeys copulate with turtles last year.

by Clowder92 March 4, 2026

turtelly

The same as "Totally" but with a little turtle flair

He said, "Going to concerts is always more fun with other humans!"
She replied, "Turtelly!"

by kmanpdx February 11, 2025

Tutle

Tortoise that pretends to be a turtle

The tutle was a tutle

by Eternalism March 9, 2025

TURTEX

E Polish Femboy living in sweden trying to get womens attention but only rizzes on men

YO TURTEX you need to stop rizzing those guys they think you are gay

by DEN STORE D June 15, 2025

Turble

a) to disturb

b) a colloquial term for the turbo nozzle from Super Mario Sunshine

a) “Men see not clerliche in turble vr. trouble; Ayenb.: ystered water.”
b) “Wait there, I might not have any turble no… turble?!

by IHDEK July 13, 2025

Turtling

When it is so cold your circumcised penis shrinks so much it looks like you have a foreskin.

My circumcised penis was Turtling after a skin in the ocean.

by anonymous July 17, 2025