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Definitions by m4sshysteria2009

When you and a partner have a shit kink.

Your partner takes a shit on your chest but before doing so, they tease you by pushing it out but before it comes out they clench it back in.
You: Cmon babe, just shit on me!

Your partner: Not yet! I gotta finish turtling!
Turtling by m4sshysteria2009 February 12, 2026
50 Cent buying Ja Rule’s front row at his concert in 2018 and not showing up. 50 Cent exposing Diddy and Diddy’s son tweeting about it then 50 clapping him back hard.
Interviewer: Who’s your favorite villain?
50 Cent: Diddy

Petty.
Petty by m4sshysteria2009 January 2, 2026