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Tits and top hats

1. "Al Pacino's performance in The Godfather was really tits and top hats."

2. Bob: "Hey, how was the party last night?"

Matt: "Tits and top hats, dude. You missed out."
by Howlingcaliper June 17, 2012
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Cake On Top Of The Candle

When a chick (normally with a fat-ass) sits right on the top of a guy's full blown boner. *It hurts like hell*
Guy 1: Damn bro, you good? Why are you holding your dick like that?
Guy 2: I just came from inside the party. There was this BAAAD BITCH with a huge butt...
Guy 1: Ayyyye! My boy got some ass!
Guy 2: Well it was good and all at first when she was grinding on me. Out of nowhere I looked down and I had a full-f*cking-chub!
Guy 1: And you f*cked her?! Congrats bro, didn't you had it in you.
Guy 2: Not exactly, I took a seat and didn't realize my little man was standing tall. All of a sudden her ginormous ass crushed my dick and bent it. SHE BENT MY F*CKING BONER!!!
Guy 1: Ouch...Cake On Top Of The Candle?
Guy 2: Exactly...*Falls over passed out*
by Mr. Anonymous435 January 26, 2015
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Lil tank top

A person who wears tank tops to small for them.
I nicknamed Shaun lil tank top since his tank tops are fit for a baby!
by Smi1eyface January 27, 2016
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Rise to the top

Rising to the top of a competitive scene.
Bro, don't try and slow my rise to the top. I'm out here grinding bo3 wagers 24/7.
by Xylonized October 10, 2016
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Off the top of my phone

Putting the top of your phone to your head/temple while trying to think about something
"I tried to remember but I just couldn't think of it off the top of my phone."
by Kokocane September 21, 2016
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Rain drop drop top

The opening phrase of the hip hop song "Bad and boujee ft. Lil Uzi Vert" by Migos.

This was quickly turned into a rather popular meme.
1. Rain drop Drop top

Under your weave is a bald spot

2. Rain drop Drop top
My momma slapped me with a flip flop
by Arno From Belgium January 10, 2017
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sugar on top

Having anal sex, then spraying on her tits
After anal I left some sugar on top
by sukdeeznuts June 15, 2017
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