Potato

A yummy way to fix any problem

Dude: *Gets into argument*
Bro: *Throws potato at gut*

by MooIsCool November 1, 2019

A potato

Flew around before you came.

ITS LITERALLY A POTATO ON A FAN SWINGING IN CIRCLES DUMBASS

by NACHOS69 December 7, 2021

Potato dazzle

When someone takes a bite of potato kugel and swishes it around his mouth with soda

Shimmy did u just potato dazzle your food

by The jew gang April 16, 2020

Potato Salad

When a man pisses, shits and creams in a lady's mouth, she chews and swallows then regurgitates back onto the mans chest.

Dave- "I gave Sally a nasty potato salad last night."

Greg- "Damn Dave, SHOW ME POTATO SALAD!"

by BighornBaby42 May 31, 2018

Alien-ified Potato

A potato who believes in aliens. Not necessarily a plant potato... If you are a potato and believe in aliens then this is FOR YOUUU. Also, let your friends call you that.. oops wait you have no friends... anyways ill call you that it is fine. i am also one of these pieces of shit :)

Oh look, it is the Alien-ified Potato! better run unless i wanna get KIDNAPPED BY ALIENS HAHA

by Alien-ifiedPotatoConspiracy January 28, 2021

Sweet-potato-sauce

Sweet-potato-sauce is an exclamation similar to 'cool', 'awesome' and 'sweet'. It is used mainly because of its superior syllable construction. It often seems insufficient to simply say 'sweet!' when you find something pleasing. However, 'Sweet-potato-sauce' has, at 5, the perfect number of syllables. You might laugh, but it is the best way of expressing you contentment.

Person1: Hey, were you able to finish the summer reading?
Person2: Yeah, I finished the whole thing!
Person1: Sweet-potato-sauce!

by The Alabaster Library July 30, 2021

Potato

A substitute for the term "no shit" as in "duh, potato." Or "duh, potato!"

A guy says to another guy "hey bro, I really like boobs!" And his friend replies, "potato" (or duh, potato"

by Monsterbud September 30, 2020