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balls-eye view

A tendency to see the world in the most basic terms as consisting fundamentally of bodily functions and the fulfillment of appetites and desires. The term derives from the imagined perspective of testicles during the sex act and during the process of defecation.
He: Bob's a nice guy, but he's sometimes difficult to take because he is so cynical!
Friend: Yeah, he's got a real balls-eye view of the world.
He: Meaning?
Friend: He only sees what your testicles would see when you're banging someone or taking a crap -- assholes, piss, falling shit ....
by ring-tailed roarer May 19, 2010
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eye shot

A punch in the eye through a hole in the door at a crack house. The punch in the eye is received voluntarily in exchange for a small rock of crack cocaine.
Them kids comin' up nowadays is crazy. The get bored inside a crack house all day sellin' crack and they want to do something to have some fun. The put a hole in a door and make the crack house an "eye shot house".

When you see a couple walkin' through the hood and they both got a black eye, you can tell they been at the "eye shot house".

If you want a hit of crack but ain't got no money, you can get you a hit of crack at an eye shot house. Milwaukee WI
by heiny4243 November 22, 2010
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Bombastic Side Eye

when someone says or does something really weird or uncomfortable towards you or others,
or themself !
me : *sees someone*
me : “ummm.. bombastic side eye
by 3.141590 March 1, 2023
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dot your eye

to give someone a black eye with a punch to the face.
by nuggeteyedotter July 7, 2010
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blue-green eyes

The girl who has blue-green eyes is a fun, exciting person. The one everyone else envys. She's beautiful even without makeup. When she walks into a room all of the men and even the women stare. She's the truest friend you could ever have and a good keeper of secrets. Don't look into her eyes too long because you may fall under her spell and become addicted. She's a keeper.
I can't stop thinking of her; it must be her blue-green eyes.
by h3ll.on.h33lz June 11, 2014
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Dry your eyes

Sarcastic retort said to someone moaning bout something that's really not worth moaning bout, similar to 'cry me a river'
Guy 1: Mate my gfs doing my fuckin nut in
Guy 2: Dry your eyes pal and don't be such a quivering pussy
by yomomasdildo May 24, 2015
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Mad Eye Moody

When someone imitates or impersonates another person (real or made-up person), namely on social media, just to spy on their crush, an estranged relative, past friend(s) and other sorts of people, either to see what they're up to or to lust over them. To put it simply, if you create a fake account to spy on a few people, you're a Mad Eye Moody Eye.

This is based on the Harry Potter character Moody Eye in The Goblet of Fire, who was actually Barty Crouch Jnr impersonating him to spy on Potter and see what he is up to.
- My ex left me and married another. How should I catch up on him on social media when his profile is private? :(
- Just make a fake account and pretend you're a local priest or some politician from his favourite party and add him, hon.
- Oh, that's a good idea. Very Mad Eye Moody, huh? :P
by Aquarii May 27, 2019
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