Clubbed

Noun. Used in the preterite/past tense only. In a hand of poker, smashing one's opponent entirely (a.k.a. MEGA PWNAGE) via slow playing a pocket pair pre flop, and making a set. If this scenario results in massive table domination, it is known as being Clubbed.

Geeze, NCBeast just got Clubbed ultra-nasty by Big Clubs.

by Big Clubs October 5, 2007

Clublog

A blog of a specilized club usually among 10-30people who share a unique disability.

Person 1: "Hey Dave, did you hear that Suzy down in L.A. got some crazy green lumps on her feet?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I heard she was going to make a clublog about it. To see if anyone else has the same problem down there."

Person 3: "That's what she said!"

by Fiesty Octopus August 4, 2008

clublet

Any child from ages 6 to 11 who roams around country clubs with the sole purpose of annoying everyone in sight. They are rarely ever found in the junior centers of the club where they are suppose to be kept. These children typically come from wealthy homes where their every whim is indulged and their every desire attended to. When their parents tire of their incessant whining and bitching they drop them off at the country club to which they belong in the hopes that they will become someone elses problem for a while. This usually occurs around the same time every day, about 3 oclock when many of their parents start getting off work. These children love to steal and hide basketballs, cell phones, and other objects belonging to older members of the club. The balls they are playing with somehow always find their way onto the basketball courts and tennis courts where games are taking place, and they also love to stand on the sidelines of any athletic event taking place and mock every mistake made by the players, often resulting in a suspention of play so someone can cuss out the offending clublet and perhaps physically mame him or her. Clublets have absolutely ZERO respect for anyone older than them, a common trait for their members of their generation, and require a good yelling at or beating every 5 to 10 minutes to keep them at least moderately in line. They respond to no other commands or requests other than physical pain or swear words. The females often are the leaders of the packs of clublets.

this is a typical scenario involving a wandering clublet.

clublet: "hey my phones better than your phone"
person working out: "ok go away i dont even know you kid."
clublet: "your phone sucks!"
person working out: "really? thats nice you little fuck. how bout i take your little phone mommy and daddy bought you and smash it into a million pieces?"
clublet: "im telling the front desk what you said!"

by lukethebeast October 4, 2008

clubvintory

1.) Taking "inventory" of your pocket contents before heading off to the club. Just to make sure you have everything you need.

2.) When in the club, constantly checking the back pockets of your jeans, in order to make sure you haven't been pickpocketed.

"Did you lose something?"

"Na. Just doing a clubvintory. It's all good."

by D. Gould October 17, 2008

Clubadshog

The term used to describe an unreachable perfection. It is often used in reference to the past, what once was perfect, as it is near impossible to dub something Clubadshog as it is happening. Something dubbed Clubadshog would be sorely missed and indeed worthy of resurrection, if it were to die out.

You remember them? Man, those two were perfect together, even Clubadshog.

by B - Hot Air Balloon - V April 3, 2010

clubinitnopenis

Clubinitnopenis
-Verb

1. When a group of girls go out for the night with no male company. Also known as a "girl's night out."

2. Can also be applied to males, in an insultory fashion. Anytime a male goes to a nightclub, dance club, or similar establishment, no matter what his intentions are, he can be said to be clubinitnopenis. The implication is that in going to said establishments, the male is relinquishing his "man card."

Definition 2 is synonymous with douchebag, gay, fag, etc.

1. "Dude, your odds of picking up girls at clubs is said to be significantly better if they are clubinitnopenis."

2. Yes, but you don't want to be clubinitnopenis yourself...

by The Yehgon June 28, 2010

Clubinitnopenis

When a group of girls go out for a night on the town, they are only clubinitnopenis if a majority of them appear to be single.

Dude, check out that they are totally clubinitnopenis.

by Rogue Rider May 17, 2010