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clublet 

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Any child from ages 6 to 11 who roams around country clubs with the sole purpose of annoying everyone in sight. They are rarely ever found in the junior centers of the club where they are suppose to be kept. These children typically come from wealthy homes where their every whim is indulged and their every desire attended to. When their parents tire of their incessant whining and bitching they drop them off at the country club to which they belong in the hopes that they will become someone elses problem for a while. This usually occurs around the same time every day, about 3 oclock when many of their parents start getting off work. These children love to steal and hide basketballs, cell phones, and other objects belonging to older members of the club. The balls they are playing with somehow always find their way onto the basketball courts and tennis courts where games are taking place, and they also love to stand on the sidelines of any athletic event taking place and mock every mistake made by the players, often resulting in a suspention of play so someone can cuss out the offending clublet and perhaps physically mame him or her. Clublets have absolutely ZERO respect for anyone older than them, a common trait for their members of their generation, and require a good yelling at or beating every 5 to 10 minutes to keep them at least moderately in line. They respond to no other commands or requests other than physical pain or swear words. The females often are the leaders of the packs of clublets.
this is a typical scenario involving a wandering clublet.

clublet: "hey my phones better than your phone"
person working out: "ok go away i dont even know you kid."
clublet: "your phone sucks!"
person working out: "really? thats nice you little fuck. how bout i take your little phone mommy and daddy bought you and smash it into a million pieces?"
clublet: "im telling the front desk what you said!"

clublet by lukethebeast October 4, 2008
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clubette 

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Funny it is clubstep monster girl
Something clubette
clubette by Skndndhx September 21, 2020
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Chublet

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A chublet is someone who is a bit chubby but is not “fat”. A person who might feel like they need to lose a little weight but still is comfortable being a little chubby.
Well, since it’s been a while since you’ve seen me, you might notice that I’ve become a chublet.
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Clubette 

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A blue demon girl based off of the Mystic Clubstep monster in Geometry Dash. She has a lengthy demon tail with a spike for a tip, 4 thorns on her head and a small snout with a cat-like black nose. Has an official account and claims to actually exist somewhere in the outside world. Confirmed to be nice and friendly. Beware...

...of getting hugged .w.
"hi how am i supposed to use clubette in a sentence"
- alex
Clubette by AlexEEZ July 17, 2021

clubette 

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Funny clubette
clubette by Skndndhx September 21, 2020

cublet 

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A young hairy guy with a little belly who really is not big framed enough to be called a cub, so the name cublet came about.
Tom is a cublet, someday he will grow up to be a cub but never will be big enough to be a bear!
cublet by Big Hairy Man May 3, 2007

Chublet

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1. A chubby or overweight person, usually found with a twinkie in hand.
2. A horny fat bitch who cheats on her boyfriend.
3. Similiar to nublet when describing an annoying n00b who you suspect is fat.
4. A word stolen by Nick (slownick).
Erinzilla: I can't believe you posted out e-seckz on www.livejournal.com/~erinexploited .
Matt: Stfu Chublet.
Erinzilla: -Cries him a river-
Matt: -Goes for a swim- GG CHUBLET!1!
Chublet by Matthew Larsen February 4, 2005
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