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Any child from ages 6 to 11 who roams around country clubs with the sole purpose of annoying everyone in sight. They are rarely ever found in the junior centers of the club where they are suppose to be kept. These children typically come from wealthy homes where their every whim is indulged and their every desire attended to. When their parents tire of their incessant whining and bitching they drop them off at the country club to which they belong in the hopes that they will become someone elses problem for a while. This usually occurs around the same time every day, about 3 oclock when many of their parents start getting off work. These children love to steal and hide basketballs, cell phones, and other objects belonging to older members of the club. The balls they are playing with somehow always find their way onto the basketball courts and tennis courts where games are taking place, and they also love to stand on the sidelines of any athletic event taking place and mock every mistake made by the players, often resulting in a suspention of play so someone can cuss out the offending clublet and perhaps physically mame him or her. Clublets have absolutely ZERO respect for anyone older than them, a common trait for their members of their generation, and require a good yelling at or beating every 5 to 10 minutes to keep them at least moderately in line. They respond to no other commands or requests other than physical pain or swear words. The females often are the leaders of the packs of clublets.
this is a typical scenario involving a wandering clublet.

clublet: "hey my phones better than your phone"
person working out: "ok go away i dont even know you kid."
clublet: "your phone sucks!"
person working out: "really? thats nice you little fuck. how bout i take your little phone mommy and daddy bought you and smash it into a million pieces?"
clublet: "im telling the front desk what you said!"

clublet by lukethebeast October 4, 2008
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clubette 

Funny it is clubstep monster girl
Something clubette
clubette by Skndndhx September 21, 2020
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A chublet is someone who is a bit chubby but is not “fat”. A person who might feel like they need to lose a little weight but still is comfortable being a little chubby.
Well, since it’s been a while since you’ve seen me, you might notice that I’ve become a chublet.
Chublet by Lucy Botts October 16, 2018

Clubette 

A blue demon girl based off of the Mystic Clubstep monster in Geometry Dash. She has a lengthy demon tail with a spike for a tip, 4 thorns on her head and a small snout with a cat-like black nose. Has an official account and claims to actually exist somewhere in the outside world. Confirmed to be nice and friendly. Beware...

...of getting hugged .w.
"hi how am i supposed to use clubette in a sentence"
- alex
Clubette by AlexEEZ July 17, 2021

clubette 

Funny clubette
clubette by Skndndhx September 21, 2020
A young hairy guy with a little belly who really is not big framed enough to be called a cub, so the name cublet came about.
Tom is a cublet, someday he will grow up to be a cub but never will be big enough to be a bear!
cublet by Big Hairy Man May 3, 2007
1. A chubby or overweight person, usually found with a twinkie in hand.
2. A horny fat bitch who cheats on her boyfriend.
3. Similiar to nublet when describing an annoying n00b who you suspect is fat.
4. A word stolen by Nick (slownick).
Erinzilla: I can't believe you posted out e-seckz on www.livejournal.com/~erinexploited .
Matt: Stfu Chublet.
Erinzilla: -Cries him a river-
Matt: -Goes for a swim- GG CHUBLET!1!
Chublet by Matthew Larsen February 4, 2005
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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