Clublog

A blog of a specilized club usually among 10-30people who share a unique disability.

Person 1: "Hey Dave, did you hear that Suzy down in L.A. got some crazy green lumps on her feet?"

Person 2: "Yeah, I heard she was going to make a clublog about it. To see if anyone else has the same problem down there."

Person 3: "That's what she said!"

by Fiesty Octopus August 4, 2008

clublag

the kind of jetlag you experience not from flying, but from going out clubbing for several days. because you usually stay up until the next morning, and sleep until late afternoon, your biorythm/clock is a bit out of control, just as if you just flew from one timezone to the other. an intensive week-end can already cause you a minor clublag.

"after the week in ibiza, it took us a couple of days to recover from the clublag"

by Piitaa January 16, 2007

Clubhog

Somebody that hogs clubs.

The type that you hold and beat people with.

"What are you doing today?"
"I'm clubhoging."

"whats that?"
"Its a secret.. wanna find out?"
"Yea... OUCH!!!!!!!"

by Alexanea April 6, 2011

Clublock

When you become stuck on the toilet because you got an erection after taking a shit.

John: "What took you so long in the toilet?"?
Dave: "I got a clublock and was stuck!"
John: "Your so gay!"

by Fantaysia April 6, 2009

Clubhog

It's a secret.

"What are you thinking about?" -Reade
"Clubhog" -Allie
"What's that?" -Reade
"It's a secret." - Allie

by Alexandra Lalexander April 6, 2011