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School sex

When a man goes and bangs a woman in the bathroom for the entire school day. But either they get caught, the bitch gets pregnant, or they have the best fucking day at school and want to do this everyday. Eventually the man will forget his condoms and will end up cumming in his hoe
Joseph: where the fuck you been all day?
Ralph: having school sex
School sex by RTD633 April 11, 2016

School Shooters 

Your friendly neighborhood emo kid. Specimen tends to develop mental instability by getting bullied a lot, and/or residing in a terrible family environment. Each emo kid will reach a breaking point in which they unlock their father's forbidden closet, and take out the "dangerous boom boom stick" your father told you to never use. The events leading up to this usually involve multiple murders located within a public school. Alternatively, instead of shooting, the specimen will use the "dangerous boom boom stick" on themselves and promptly end their life.

*Most specimens are observed in the United States of America*
**Side note: Video Games have been researched to not be the cause of any of these cases. That's right Christian mothers, you can't blame your bad parenting on a $500 PS4 Pro
Christian Mother 1: I heard there was a terrible shooting in Florida
Christian Mother 2: Those darn School Shooters. It's all cuz of them video games and satanic anime

School Of Rock 

A hella good movie with Jack Black in it.I recommend this kick-ass movie for kids who have music asperations, specially Rock.
"The man invented something called MTV."

school of hard knocks 

1a. Descriptive of the many violent, scary and/or emotionally difficult events that give young people their "smarts" and teach them about the daily struggle to survive in the streets.

1b. Something that an ignorant fuckwit who wouldn't know what to do with a book even if he/she owned one says when he/she finds out that you went further in education than him/her.
1a. "I, on the other hand, am a fully rounded human being, with a degree from the University of Life, a diploma from the School of Hard Knocks, and four gold stars from the Kindergarten of Getting The Shit Kicked Out Of Me." - Blackadder

1b. "College? Me? Nah. School of hard knocks, mate, school of hard knocks."
school of hard knocks by Dave June 16, 2004

School of science and technology 

A school with a bunch of nerds that love technology, loves to flex around with their amazing MacBooks and shows off when they see someone with a Chromebook. These nerds know how to code, code and code. The students like to simp for 2d characters and like no one plays mlbb. This sch is located in clementi. Ppl complain abt bad wifi becuz moe gonna take over our sch. Got many rich ppl here. If u go to carpark you'll see a bunch of Volvos, Mercedes-Benz, BMW, and others. Ppl here have big egos and it is a fun sch. With virtually no sports team nor pe, this sch is heavily focused on nerdy academic stuff. Good luck joining this sch, maybe win 4d on the way.
School of science and technology has an amazing, gigantic campus.

School Dance 

A non-drinking non-smoking dance that people who never get any action go to. People think there hardcore when they "grind" but really arent. At our school (dss) its overpacked with wimpy techno playing. Girls dress up like sluts and guys think theyre pimps. Its a overall bad experience I just call up my gf and have some fun with her.
Guy: Aw man i grinded with this hot babe at the school dance!
Me: Think ur pretty hardcore then do you? So I take it thats the farthest uve been with a girl then.
Guy: (sighs) yup.
Me: Dude next time go to a party and get drunk be a normal teen.
Guy: Yeah alright.
School Dance by Yrrep May 1, 2006