canadian abortion

When you hit a pregnant girl in her cooter with a hockey stick causing a miscarriage.

Gordy found out his girlfriend was knocked up, so he gave her the ol’ Canadian Abortion.

Problem solved.

by Phat Guy Tie Dye January 6, 2024

extortion abortion

When an extortion attempt turns in to an aborted mission

When an extortion attempt turns in to an aborted mission

Hub: dude, what even happened to the whole shit-show with Patricia?

Barney: you mean the voice memo threatening me with urban dictionary posts to get me fired?

Hub: ya, did you turn that voice memo in to the police and California Bar Association?

Barney: nah, from some reason she backed off after filing a bunch of anonymous complaints, essentially pulling an extortion abortion and not sure why. Oddly he switched is focus on Kat

Hub: ah, dousche defined

by the comand'r January 11, 2024

im about to bust

I’m about to bust means I’m about to cum

Used in TikTok videos

Guys im about to bust fuck I can’t take it no more fuck fuck I’m about to bust omg *bust everywhere*

by anonymous May 9, 2024

Failed Abortion

⑴ An unsuccessful infant abortion.
⑵ When ⑴ is used as verb. and comp. it indicates the person speaker is speaking to/mentioning is worthless and/or should've not been born.

⑴ "An unsuccessful abortion of infant led their parent to death."
⑵ "What? You're literally a failed abortion!"

by Confl1ct_ May 28, 2024

tea-aboo

A person who retains an unhealthy obsession with the U.K. and British culture, typically ignoring or even shunning their own cultural identity. Many tea-aboos talk in butchered British accents. While tea-aboos claim to love and support Birtish culture, counter intuitively, they tend to stereotype British culture by how it appears in their favorite shows and movies, which can be safely assumed to be offensive to the British.

He had one of those stupid Harry Potter lanyards, he must be a disgusting tea-aboo.

by Lord Bangsalot May 30, 2024

Forget about Marquinhos

To relinquish hope in someone or that something good or just will happen to relieve one's stress and worry and just live on as happily as possible without compromising your own morals and controlling only what you can control in your own, infinitesimal, local context.

Synonyms: "Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown."
Antonyms: "We shall never surrender!"

James: I heard Man City's 115 charges will see them relegated!
Andrew: James, forget about Marquinhos.

by Flamini's Journal June 5, 2024

Missouri Abortion

When you force a pregnant woman to stay with her abuser until he beats her into a miscarriage.

Guy 1: Bro, did you hear? Missouri passed a law preventing divorce during pregnancy, even in cases of abuse!
Guy 2: That's crazy, we're going to see a lot of Missouri Abortions because of this.

by It's A Clown's World March 15, 2024