spasticated monkey 

meaning a person or individual acting very strange or studip. Someone being like a monkey of its brain.

Does he always act like this? "No he's just being a spasticated monkey".

spasticated monkey by dylberto32 August 21, 2009

cock monkey 

One who swings from cock to cock like a monkey swings from branch to branch.

Jason sprayed me again with an upside-down can of compressed air...what a cock monkey.;

cock monkey by teh pwn jAs0n August 26, 2005

Beer Monkey 

An imaginary primate that steals all your money on a night out.

I had to leg it from the taxi driver as the beer monkey had robbed me!

Beer Monkey by JC Meister July 5, 2004

twat monkey 

An inhabitant of a vagina. A slut. A swag. A chicken head. Male or female.

Kevin Federline is a twat monkey.

twat monkey by Elizzle May 19, 2006

its monkey 

Another way of saying 'its no big deal' or 'don't worry about it'

Greg: Dude! I totally forgot to get you a birthday present!
Kevin: Its monkey, i didnt get you anything for your birthday last year, remember?

its monkey by gregl90 May 13, 2010

big monkey nigger 

A very mysterious creature that is usually held hostage and works without payment, aka a slave. thye LOVE kfc and always carry KFC coupons on them. its belived that big monkey niggers live within us in society these days.

"Ayo my car got stolen last week"
gerald: "Must have been a big monkey nigger"

big monkey nigger by z1pxy June 29, 2022

Island Monkey 

Definition of a British person by Germans.

He's an island monkey / Er istreiner insel Affen.

Island Monkey by Just-Adam January 2, 2017