Dick-slap Logic 

A branch of philosophy involving the certain circumstances in which one would solve a problem by whipping his colleagues on the forehead with his/her phallus (erect or flaccid). Also abbreviated as 'DSL'.

My girlfriend refused to make me a sandwich, so I used my own Dick-slap Logic to change her mind.

Dick-slap Logic by General TWSSman October 1, 2010

Dick Square

The piece of toilet paper you lay down when your taking a dump so your dick doesn't rest directly on the seat.

Bob- That bathroom was filthy, but I really had to take shit before i left his house

Steve- I hope you put a dick square down so that you didnt catch some STDs

Dick Square by corymatthews February 18, 2011

dick lightning 

1. The ancient practice of storing static electricity and focusing it through the penis. 2. The striking of lightning on ones penis.

1. My wife was boring in bed untill got these new wool socks for christmas, all i do is run around dragging my feet for a minute and BOOM! dick lightning.
2. Grampa died, but he went the way he wanted, case of dick lightning at the 18th hole.

dick lightning by Buckwheat Bones September 29, 2011

Dick Diping

When you dip your dick in 151 or very strong proof alcohol to get drunk. It works best in s shot glass.

The dick bypasses the GABA receptor of the brain, making it twice as intoxicating with half the toxicity. You can dick dip all night.

Bro, I am so fucked up right now, ive been dick diping all day.

Dick Diping by montrilonite December 31, 2011

dick abusers 

Military Slang meaning ones hand

The drill sergeant yelled at the recruits for having their "dick abusers" in their pants pocket.

dick abusers by dirty red in KY January 9, 2012

Dick Tamping

The bizarre act seen in many porn films whereby a distinguished gentleman or gracious lady with strap-on, grips the base of the phallus and lightly taps it upon the meaty buttock-flesh of a partner presenting themselves by resting on the knees and hands (or elbows (...or face)). The most likely explanation for this phenomenon was offered by Professor Archibald Knobblyknackers of Christ College, Oxford, who theorised that the action was originally designed to test the hollowness of the awaiting bung-hole after the disastrous attempt by a disoriented Ron Jeremy to sodomise a helpless-yet-impenetrable Venus De Milo prop, which resulted in an imploded bellend and the brief resurrection of Michelangelo Batio for vengeance, who was given licence to murder twelve pigeons after a hazardous filing error and accidental double-lifing on account of the fact he wasn’t dead in the first place. Thus, dick tamping was subsequently invented as a safety precaution to ensure adequate space for a ram-passage, or to check for cockroaches or something.

‘Always precede any acts of quadrapedal intercourse with thorough dick tamping. If you are not sure whether it is safe to proceed, do not risk entry under any circumstances and contact your appointed fire official, where the offending buttocks will be taken away to be incinerated’ – the Porn Safety Handbook

Dick Tamping by 535 October 9, 2012

Dick Mold 

Anytime one's clothing (shorts, pants, etc.) molds the penis, leaving it visible.

This most commonly occurs when one gets out of a pool or ocean and the bathing suit sticks to and molds the penis, resulting in Dick Mold.

Dick Mold by Kasuhaku1 December 4, 2012