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Old Town Road

Old Town Road is a song written by Lil Nas X originally. After it's debut on TikTok, the song became a massive success and later became a remix with Billy Ray Cyrus. Later down the line, this song got remixed again... and again... and again. Till he can't no more.
The song became such a massive success that it's remained on Billboard's Hot 100 Billboard for (at the time of this definition creation) 15 weeks. The longest a song's been on Billboard (Despacito) was on Billboard for 16 weeks. It looks very likely that Old Town Road will pass that song, and likely exceed it.

People are undecided as to what to categorize it. If you Google the song name, you'll see it's just labeled "Hip Hop/Country". It's a country song, with a hip hop beat and style. This is exactly why people cannot categorize this song. According to Billboard, it's not.

Sometime after the release of this song, and during pride month, Lil Nas X has also publicly announced that he is gay. A shock for the entire world that nobody ever expected.

I personally still listen to it, even with how many times I replayed it. Check my Spotify plays for that song, you'll see it's a lot.
Kenny: You heard that Old Town Road song?
Me: Pssh... who didn't? You can't avoid that damn song. Especially on the radio.
by latrelljennings July 19, 2019
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squirrely old fuck

An old dude on a meth bender who’s eyes usually point in different directions.
When I came outta my house this morning my car was sitting on blocks! I bet that squirrely old fuck from down the street stole my rims!
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Snap Back, The Old Dusty Trail

What I call homo-sapiens with cystic lesions.
Person 1: Do you have a cystic lesion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good... you are snap back, the old Dusty trail.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 13, 2025
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cranky old lady

the cranky old lady is someone who asked you to take down your trampoline and puts a no parking sign next to your car. basically she is a difficult old woman who thinks all expats are rude.
“did you see the cranky old lady?”

“yes” jude said “we all put sausages covered in ketchup on her car!”

*the group cackles*
by Black Nose Charles II December 28, 2023
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Old Gumby

The Act if whining when your friends leave an online group.
Come on man one more game!
Dude don't be an Old Gumby I've

got to go to bed and get up at 5am
by Shakyjimy April 19, 2010
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old in the dark

when a celebrity’s current appearance is vastly older than your last memory of them; the illusion of rapid aging caused by living a normal private life
“My god, did you see Brad Dourif? He got old in the DARK.”
by goodoldryman September 12, 2020
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Texas Spit Can aka ye olde magic johnson

When a girl lays on the ground with her legs spread and the guy stands a good distance away and he tries to shoot cum into her tang
Me and Alesha are gonna try the Texas spit can aka ye olde magic Johnson
by Dick longington June 20, 2018
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