Telkep

Best Chaldean Villiage to exist in Iraq, Everyone that is born here is Smart, Rich, And powerful. Better than Alkush

People from Telkep are superior to Alkush people

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telly

a tent

yo bro I flew this bitch in from out of state and fucked her in the telly

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Tell a Turtle Time

Tell a Turtle Time is when you’re gathering with people and sharing about your day or sharing something with someone.

Herman called Jennifer up and asked her if they could get together soon for “Tell a Turtle Time”.

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Tell a Turtle

Tell a Turtle just means that you’re telling a friend or someone something.

Craig told Miranda that she had fancy pink shoes and Miranda yelled “Tell a Turtle!”

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Telapathy

The ability to sense a person's complete lack of interest, without the need for verbal communication

EXAMPLE 1
ME, ON A DATE: You look bored.
GIRL: That's incredible! How on earth do you DO that?!
ME: Telapathy
GIRL: Just to be clear, I'm still not going to shag you.
ME: Yeah, I figured you probably wouldn't.
GIRL: Wow! It's uncanny...

EXAMPLE 2
DUDE: I sense that the students in this auditorium are bored out of their tiny minds.
PROFESSOR: How could you possibly know that? They haven't spoken a word!
DUDE: Easy! You're in the middle of giving them an economics lecture.
PROFESSOR: :(
ME: I'm only joshing! It's telapathy.
PROFESSOR: Take that pseudo-scientific claptrap elsewhere - it has no place in this Economics classroom.

by pipparts August 23, 2022

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