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dickshwab 

Something to call someone when they have small dick energy.
Person A: "Well, I don’t really want to go to the concert-"
Person B: "Ugh, you’re such a dickshwab!”
dickshwab by spinny11037 December 30, 2020

DICKstractions 

When dick becomes distracting to the point you can’t complete your daily tasks.
Adam - *sends snap*

Tabitha - *opens snap* see’s 🍆 video, immediately closes excel spreadsheet

Tabitha, “well that was very DICKStracting I won’t even be able to finish my reporting with all these DICKStractions! Lmao
DICKstractions by Wolfany January 19, 2021
Short for Dick Job, or, "Hand Job". This is when the hand is used to create an orgasmic experience for a male.
Mary gave Sam a "dick j"! Can you believe it!!11one
dick j by Richard Hedd April 12, 2007

dick jouster 

n. a person who either is actually gay or is acting homosexual, therefore seemingly wanting to touch the dick of another man with his own dick
Carl was going to to a gay strip club, he's obviously a dick jouster
dick jouster by Aarik July 21, 2007

dick shell

a condom: something you put on your dick to keep a girl from getting pregnant
"my dick shell smells like strawberries!"
dick shell by Tina Ugloo January 11, 2008

dick strippers 

Janet used her dick strippers on me last night to swallow my load!