wonk wonk

The sound made by the Horn of Gondor.

Horn of Gondor: "Wonk wonk!"

Legolas: "It's the Horn of Gondor!!!!"

by spiridon December 28, 2008

Willie Wonka Nagin

The Mayor of New Orleans,who wishes for a "Chocolate City" where Negroes live .

Fuck that Willie Wonka Mother Fucking Ray Nigga Nutts Nagin . Ray Nagin would fuck up a ball bearing,a clueless Nigger.Willie Wonka Nagin should go to that other Chocolate City~D.C.or4 Detroit.

by Mandingo Jackson October 21, 2008

wonka

Any sort of oral sexual activity taking place inside of an elevator; preferably a glass elevator.

On the way to the top floor, she gave me a superb wonka!

by Slick and Slim January 8, 2009

wonk

wonk is a term for masterbation in internet chat sites

hi there muffin what shall we do today

well cupcake y dont we do abit of this and that get naked and have a wonk

by ya muffin June 9, 2011

Wooka

The sound of DJ JT's turn-tables.

Wooka wooka wooka JT

by The Wooka March 30, 2011

Wonky Squaw

Pseudonym for wife particularly when behaving irrationally and/or under the influence of hormones.

I'd love to come for a beer but the Wonky Squaw would kill me.

by ud40 February 23, 2005

Willy Wonka

The act of using song and/or dance to persuade one to do something.

Kobe: Man, that bitch just don't listen. I had to Willy Wonka her ass just to get some chicken.

by kobedoinwork October 17, 2009