uncle dennis

australian: a peadophile

"keep an eye on your kids, an uncle dennis lives round here"
"she's too fuckin young for you mate. fark! your not uncle dennis!"
"what a fuckin weirdo! he was licking his lips like an uncle dennis"

by gibbalatte November 1, 2012

Uncle Chucks

A nickname for Converse Chuck Taylor shoes, used especially in the 1970s (when the white ones were popular).

"Ahh, I love you, Uncle Chucks."

by Isabella August 28, 2005

Uncle Roger Drunk

(techincal jargon) someone so drunk that they mistake objects, location, time and space with other objects, locations and places in time and space.

e.g. John was so Uncle Roger Drunk last night he though my sofa was urinal.

by Roland_07 August 26, 2007

Uncle Bad Touch

Your creepy uncle that always seems to want a grope-hug and tells you to sit on his lap. The one everybody feels awkward around ever since he took little Susie under the stairs at last year's family reunion.

Man, Mike seems like a real Uncle Bad Touch. He's pretty creepy.

by Misha Pilsudski December 27, 2010

If your aunt had a penis she'd be your uncle

A phrase used to disregard an unimportant and often times obvious detail. Used when that detail is used to divert attention from the topic at hand.

Little Girl 1: Why'd you eat my pudding?
Little Girl 2: My aunt is a doctor and she says eating too much pudding makes you fat.
Little Girl 1: And if your aunt had a penis she'd be your uncle, what's that got to do with why you ate my fucking pudding?

by Action_kamen November 5, 2010

uncle leo

Jerry Seinfeld's somewhat eccentric and annoying uncle in the hit TV series "Seinfeld."

Uncle Leo, to Jerry: "Are you ashamed of your Uncle Leo?"

by DirkD January 24, 2007

Dark Uncle

Kevin Watson, a evil bad ass who lives in Cv. PS Tim is not evoD.

Dark Uncle gladly takes Dustin Bordens money.

by Kevin Watson February 19, 2004