Jerry Seinfeld's somewhat eccentric and annoying uncle in the hit TV series "Seinfeld."

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Law enforcement. From the common abbreviation "LE", and inspired by the name of the Seinfeld character.

Like the Dirty Sanchez but you are taking a girl from behind and stick two fingers in her butt, reach around and swipe eyebrows on her face, slap her on the arse and say "Hello Jerry! You don't write, you don't call"