Tube face

The act of ignoring other commuters on the London Underground, or London Transport and distractiong oneself by looking anywhere else than at another person. Done whilst traveling from one station to another.

I never saw the person next to me, as i was reading my newspaper, and they had a Tube face.

by Paul Grant March 21, 2007

Decorating Tube

A common slang term used in by members of the baking community and pastry chefs and simply refers to the Penis. The Penis, similar to a Decorating Tube which is a specially-shaped, open-end tip used to form icing decorations, delivers a lovely, creamy icing used in icing the bundt cake and other sexual acts.

While attending a recent pastry chef's convention, Milford met a lovely young chef during one of the expos. After a brief conversation, Milford offered to provide private decorating lessons to teach her the fine points of using his Decorating Tube. She graciously took Milford up on his offer and later found herself well decorated with Milford's cream icing.

by Eaton Holgoode February 19, 2014

inner tube

An archaic car part that has been made mostly obsolete by tubeless tires. These days an inner tube is much more useful for floating on water, or for sledding on snow. It's a lot more fun that way too.

It's soft, inflated, donut-shaped, usually black, and frequently has patches glued to it where it had leaked.

Smaller versions may still be found in many bicycle tires.

I was shocked when I took that tire off the rim, and found an inner tube inside it.

Watch out for the stem of that inner tube. If you break that part, there's no patching it, and it can leave a nasty scratch on your skin too.

by Downstrike August 16, 2006

tube sex

sex on the lake using an inter tube : a couple in the middle of an inter tube faceing each other leaning back aginst the tube with there arms around the back of the tube the chick pulls the croch of her bekini to the side so the dude can penatrate her also known as a float'n'fuck!

we were have'n tube sex on the lake and when we got back to shore another couple ask if they could barrow the tube and 5 minutes later the lake was full of floating fuckers, it was like a orgy on the lake and that day the fish eat good

by the randyman January 16, 2010

Golden Tube

When you pee in deep snow and the result is a small but deep hole in the snow that has a golden hue

I was skiing and had to piss so I went in the trees and made a golden tube

by milpoolSK March 24, 2017

tube tier

Be someone is so ugly that they tie your fallopian tube and prevent you from having children (tie your tubes)

Your a real tube tier

by Yogirlmario January 1, 2017

clag tube

As a girl starts out on her knees with her hands cupped in "pray position" 🙏 with then penis in between her hands, the girl then starts use a vigorous up and down motion.

Hey! I like it rough, wanna clag tube later?

by Ffsclar May 16, 2020