touch cotton

when a poop crowns out of the anus far enough to touch the underwear, thus soiling it.

"I thought I had my bowels under control, but I touched cotton on the sixth green and had to leave the round to go change."

by colonel Hogan May 13, 2003

bad touch doll

The anatomically correct male/female puppets often used as props in childhood sexual molestation legal proceedings.

Timmy, I want you to pick up your bad touch doll.

It's ok.

Now, show us where Bishop put his mouth.

Was it here on the Pontiff penis, here on the Cardinal crotch; or was it here on the Reverend rectum?

by YAWA August 18, 2018

touch me not stud

A lesbian who pleasures her female partner sexually but wont allow sexual touches to her own vagina or breasts. Those areas remind the stud that shes a female. The TMN stud rejects all sexual situations that places her in a feminine position.

Date a touch me not stud so you never have to return head. A pillow princesses dream.

by Nikki King December 14, 2017

iPod Touch

The newest AND most recently released iPod (As of 09/17/2007). iPod is taken to the next generation... of the current generation. Similar to an Apple iPhone, it has a touchscreen iPod (of its center of attention). Its other features included are maps, Safari (web browser), YouTube, and a few more. It's highly similar to the iPhone, but does not include PHONE-related features.

That iPod Touch is so cool! It's like I have an iPhone, but I can't talk to people with it! Just what I needed!

by DunKSme October 1, 2007

Torships

(noun) - When someone, most commonly a female, has her torso blend directly into her hips. Laking shapeliness or the desired hourglass figure. In other words, the upper body equivalent of a cankle. Jewish girls are notorious for this once they pass the age of 25, but just before they turn into full blown pear-shaped versions of their mothers.

Damn man, from the side, I saw those titties and thought mmm I might want me some. But once she turned and I saw those torships, I realized I would be in for a sweaty, bumpy ride.

by dmoney$$$ May 10, 2010

Touch Iron

Touching Iron is similiar to the word touch grass, but rather than touching grass (going outside) to Touch iron is to lift weights.

Iron since most weights are made out of iron and or other types of steel material.

Examples;

''You're such a loser bro, go touch touch iron.''

''You get no bitches, please touch iron.''

by SwedishChad1488 March 16, 2022

Donut Touch

A variation of a "Do Not Touch" commonly found in museums and antique China stores.

"I want that blueberry donut, bro. It looks hella good."
"Hands off the glass, man. Can't you read? It says 'Donut Touch!'"

by DictionaryPapi June 20, 2014