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One who always has to tell others about how their experiences and stories are better and more amazing than everyone else's. Previously known as a "1-upper".
by TyCan June 9, 2021
Get the Whopper Topper mug.First, get yourself some really dry skin on your head… like, really dandruff the fuck out of it. Don’t wash, or wash too much: whatever does it for you.
Next: find a female (sorry, this requires a female).
Next step: go down on her.
What you do down there really doesn’t matter. Go ahead and suck, lick, tease; bite if that’s her thing. What’s important is to ensure as much of that old, dead, flaky head skin ALL OVER her mound, thus transforming it into a snow-topped mountain.
Next: find a female (sorry, this requires a female).
Next step: go down on her.
What you do down there really doesn’t matter. Go ahead and suck, lick, tease; bite if that’s her thing. What’s important is to ensure as much of that old, dead, flaky head skin ALL OVER her mound, thus transforming it into a snow-topped mountain.
Me: Karen, get this…
I didn’t drink for days and I didn’t wash my shampoo out for fucking weeks. I went down on this dirty bint the other day with my psoriasis scalp and fuck me, when I was done, she had the biggest snow-topped mountain I’ve ever made.
Karen: Nice. Nice.
I didn’t drink for days and I didn’t wash my shampoo out for fucking weeks. I went down on this dirty bint the other day with my psoriasis scalp and fuck me, when I was done, she had the biggest snow-topped mountain I’ve ever made.
Karen: Nice. Nice.
by Wow bruh August 20, 2021
Get the Snow-topped mountain mug.When a dude meets a girl and they chill for a bit, then the dude tries to get off with the girl and she starts to cry, The asshole then just leaves.
by Vausey__ March 29, 2009
Get the Pulled a Topper mug.A punster way of saying 'Rockstar'. Generally used to refer to people who have done something exceptionally nice or impressive or are all around awesome.
by StoneCeleb June 30, 2021
Get the Granite tree-topper mug.An ambitious fellow, a Topdog usually tries his best to help everyone. A Topdog is really dedicated with what he's working with. And although a Topdog may have people who hate him, a Topdog knows that those people are just rude, and jealous of the wonderful friends and qualities that he has.
Person A: Hey, do you need any help with that? I'm sure I can fix that in a jiffy, right after I get done with this guide I'm writing for a site.
Person B: No, piss off you cunt. (cookthechef)
Person C: Hey, that's not nice Person B. Why sure, you Topdog, you can help me out with this. You are a real nice guy!
Person B: No, piss off you cunt. (cookthechef)
Person C: Hey, that's not nice Person B. Why sure, you Topdog, you can help me out with this. You are a real nice guy!
by fshi January 2, 2009
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