someone you want to annoy because yr bored. get a bunch of your friends to start randomly spaming them untill the spam cannon is called off.
by dr. monkeyhatespirates December 30, 2009
When your penis is small and when you get a boner it grows extremely big, and when you ejaculate you get a TON of semen
How was the date with kyle?
Awful! When we were having sex he had a snake cannon and it was awful for me!
Awful! When we were having sex he had a snake cannon and it was awful for me!
by The treebase December 14, 2016
by WelcomeToArbys54 October 18, 2018
He received a biff cannon last night.
by alexander the worst February 15, 2014
When your intestines start to grumble and you run for the nearest porcelain god. Diarrhea is then grandiosely peppered out your butthole decorating the porcelain, above the water line!
After a hefty night of drinking and a stop to the local burrito joint, Mike keenly sensed the splatter cannon was loaded and about ready to blow!!
by BekahBooVT February 02, 2014
When you go over to a friends house and you see one of your buddies family members fully nude in a dim lit room.
Dude, I went over to Chad’s house, and his brother was completely naked!
“Bro, you just got cannon wicksed
“Bro, you just got cannon wicksed
by Diynfl March 03, 2022
by Verve June 11, 2005