New Age

Slack off hippies who don't even have the tits to actually stand for a cause. The believe that the best way to become one with the earth is to buy mass produced books, tapes, crystals, cloth, and other crap that probably were responsible for the death of at least one species of exotic tree and a few dozen monkeys.

They also like to be lazy "vegetarians", lazy activists, and generally holier-than-thou twats who hate any emotion that isn't about sprinkling flowers and love or fucking your cat.

New Agers like to live in pricey lofts that are especially equipped for white people, drink frappuccinos, and denounce anyone who actually cares about the environment as "extremists". They are usually pacifists, so they're great for the beginner gun enthusiast.
Beth: Holy shit, look at that New Ager!
Jessica: Yeah, I got that beauty a few nights ago. He kept screaming about me disrupting his "chi", so it was a little difficult to concentrate and aim properly.
by Jessica Murder-Your-Soul October 21, 2009
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AG-Lesbian

This is an "Aggressive" lesbian, who tends to dress like a gangster (urban hip-hop look) man in the peruse of getting more women.
"I'm a AG-Lesbian, looking for a femme."
by iffnay March 08, 2008
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Endless Ages

A MMORPG that nobody fucking knows exists.
"What the Hell is Endless Ages?"
by David March 24, 2004
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age of conan

Age of Conan - Hyborian Adventurers is an MMORPG by Funcom and Microsoft set to release in April, 2008. The game is based mainly on combat, quests, character development and siege. For PC and Xbox 360.
"Dude, are you going to get Age of Conan?"
"Yeah it looks fucking awesome :D."
by The hulk66 March 27, 2008
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belongs to the ages

This person is dead.
“Now he belongs to the ages.” — were the words of United States Secretary of War Edwin M. Stanton, who was near President Abraham Lincoln’s deathbed on April 15, 1865.
by Scottyallen July 24, 2018
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age of vulnerability

Age in which children are most vulnerable to sexual abuse and exploitation, and related mental health issues. For some children, it is the age in which they have no concept of sex or sexual development, and for others, it is an age in which they develop their reproductive phase and start having feeling sexual desire and or lack sophisticated social skills, to navigate people who want to exploit and manipulate them. For some, it is the age in which children begin to experiment with mind-altering substances such as drugs, alcohol, money, and power. For some it is the age in which they are highly dependent on a sexual abuser, such as a parent or authority figure such as a priest, or teacher.

For some it is the age in which they are poor, lack the psychological and social skills. An age when they feel powerless, and vulnerable to all sorts of manipulation and exploitation and unhealthy social pressures. It is the age in which they can be easily overpowered physically and mentally and for which they have little or no defense. And when they try to defend themselves against the abuse they are often made to feel powerless and hopeless and often further exploited and humiliated.
It is generally the age between 0-17, before the age of adulthood.
Some of the lawmakers were aroused and others vomited and cried at the hearings in which they were gathering evidence on the age of vulnerability. Public Hearings in which they would gather the evidence for the legal basis for the age of consent.
by mlhiss August 15, 2019
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ag 4

glue your wigs down cause they are going to be snatched after hearing this new album.
i ran out of wig glue after preparing for ag 4!
by @cashmirebutera March 18, 2018
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