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Crazy Technology

Crazy technology means common shortcuts or very basic skills (simple technology) that blows someone’s mind. It can also be applied to broader scenarios like anything you find amazing but quite common to others.
Origin: When we were doing a group assignment at uni, a team member tried to fit a table in a page but it didn’t work because that table had too many columns. Then the team show him how to switch that page to landscape. Then he said “Oh that’s crazy technology!”

Example1: Context: An excel guru colleague showed me how to auto resize all both width and height of excel spreadsheet. He selected all first and then clicked any boundary in the selected area. Then the whole spreadsheet was auto-resized. Before I learned about this, I manually resized spreadsheet by clicking each boundary. So this is “Crazy Technology”.
by Prof DVD Wong’s fan November 23, 2021
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technology years

Like dog years. 1 earth/human year is equivalent to 10 technology years
me: This app won't work? you: what phone do you have? me: An iphone 5. you: Dude your phone died of old age a long time ago. 5 Technology Years is like 50 human years!
by Quixand November 3, 2017
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Technological hypnosis

A mental state in which overwhelming use of technology alters behavior usually negatively, but not exclusively negatively in relation to social functionality.
The men and women lost interest in one another. Instead of taking each other out on dates they stayed home and played with their Iphones.

Joe was really trying to get Sally's attention by making eye contact. She was making love to her Iphone so much she didn't notice.

Although there were 20 people sitting together in a room, they all were on their Iphones and wouldn't talk to one another. They were in a state of deep technological hypnosis.
by Ontological June 23, 2018
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anti christ of technology

a person who is not computer literate, or knows very little, derogatory term,,,or computers fail in their presence
all i have to do stand in front of a computer and it goes crazy,,im the anti christ of technology
by Gambino6 July 14, 2023
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Spider Cup Technology

A device or process that appears/is claimed to help the environment, while in actuality causing environmental damage to use.
Person 1: You shouldn't use a piece of tissue to get a spider out of your home, it could hurt the spider! use a reusable plastic cup instead.
Person 2: Would you drink from that same cup afterwards?
Person 1: What no why?
Person 2: Well, a cup is harder to make than a tissue, and they both get thrown out afterwards, some real Spider Cup Technology you got going on there.
by Driver2900 June 7, 2020
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southfield arts and technology

southfield A&T:the school where you can find the rich people at a ghetto setting...DO NOT GO THERE if you do you will get robbed out of your cromebook and your shoes,This school is so dirty people will shit on the floor and smeer it on the walls..they dont care about you and they never will...YOU DONT WANT TO GO THERE 16 fights in one day you might be the next ont on the floor on january,16 save the date.
southfield arts and technologydirty,TRASHY,shitty guards,racist teachers,art with shit

phrases;" aye yo what school you go to?"..southfield a&t.."oh hell nah you one of them"
"why you doing that?" yo thats that southfield shit..
by onlyonealivetoday November 2, 2021
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Technologically Vegan

Boycotting or not using any social media ( i.e. Facebook, Twitter, Instagram, etc.) for the sake of privacy and living your life without the daily pull of social norms.
I decided to go technologically Vegan because I'm sick of always answering to my phone!
by Panmata January 25, 2018
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