poop tease

Poop tease, see also pooptease

1. When someone poops on your chest and doesn't have the common courtesy to either a. have poopy sex with you, or b. let you do it back.

2. When you think that you need to shit really, really, really bad. Like you're going to created the biggest turd log in the history of the world and it turns out to be a fart or more dissapointingly a nugget.

3. When you are going out to a bar, club, concert, party, whatever and think it's gonna be a blasty blast but it turns out to suck.

1. "That broad was a total poop tease, she dropped a cleveland steamer on my chest and bailed."

2. "My asshole hella poop teased me last night, i didnt even hafta wipe."

3. "Seeing Black Sabbath during Ozzfest was a total poop tease."

by ultimate poop tease sweeney April 2, 2007

don't tease me

pronounced: (with length) Dooon't teeease me.
An expression used after being inquired to partake in a worthwhile event or offered something too good to be true.

Tom: "Hey Ryan, do you want this last piece of pizza?"
Ryan: ..."Don't tease me."
Tom: "no seriously, take it."
Ryan: "ok sweet, thanks."

by Fan dango May 11, 2006

tease the nips

During foreplay or making out, most females get wetter while the other person is teasing the nips.

Ohhh, I love it when you tease the nips baby, I know you love my nipples.. I'm getting so wet right now.

by Ashley_the_total_hottness November 9, 2005

Teamed Up

Overly exited, too emotional

Mike Holmgren: No more rocket balls please...

Brett Favre: I was all teamed up

by Slickyone March 7, 2008

clit tease

any attractive guy who purposefully runs around in very little clothing to tease a girl who has spent the year at an all girls school

Put on some clothes you damn clit tease.

by coolgurl November 22, 2003

Teabegger

One who begs to be teabagged by a stud with big strong balls that dominate when used to hump into submission and obedience.

Everyone who met him, tea begged him for his manhood, each took one look at him and could not help become his teabegger.

by Dave June 18, 2006

Teaner

1.75 grams of a drug, or half of an 8 ball. Not just cocaine, a teaner can also refer to meth.

I just picked up a teaner from Jeff but I wish I could have bought a whole ball.

by babycakes253 February 21, 2011