While your girl is sucking your dick or giving you a hand job, without warning she shoves one or two unlubricated fingers straight up in your asshole.
Rachel gave me an awesome surprise bellringer last night. I wasn’t expecting that. She clamped onto my bell end and milked my prostate.
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Older military gear (mostly clothes) which is now being sold on civilian market. Usually issued and worn but sometimes also brand new.
Dude, check out this stuff! It's a really great military jacket and it was dirt cheap since it's surplus.
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Having feces left in, on, and/or around the toilet bowl, the floor, the walls, the faucet, the sink, the mirror, the toilet paper dispenser, inside the soft soap dispenser, etc.
Having feces left in, on, and/or around the toilet bowl, the floor, the walls, the faucet, the sink, the mirror, the toilet paper dispenser, inside the soft soap dispenser, etc.
by !BlackDeath! December 12, 2007
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He's way too drunk to tell how ugly she is. If he takes her home he'll be in for a sober surprise tomorrow morning.
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