splurfing

or 'splurfing the web'

To describe when the control of your computer has been temporarily usurped by your balls, resulting in the subconscious browsing of attractive people via social networking sites.

"Man, half an hour ago i was reading about the shark-finning situation in asia, and all of a sudden i regained consciousness with a semi, looking at photo 97/105 of an album entitled "mallorca hols 2010", by a woman i don't even know!"

"damned privacy settings cost me 20 mins of splurfing time"

by Mr Mange September 2, 2013

splunk muff crunk

The act of growing a manly beard, taking a shot of hot sauce without swallowing, and going down on your girl (or your friends girl) while the hot sauce causes a hot steamy but slightly painful sensation with the assistance of the beard smearing the juices around. In this situation, the woman is typically handcuffed to something without knowing the splunk muff crunk is about to occur. Failure to restrain the subject may result in punches and cuts.

Man 1: What's with the eye patch?

Man 2: I gave my neighbors wife the splunk muff crunk, and I didnt tie her hands down tight enough, and she gouged my eye out after I went down on her.

by StoopidShteve September 10, 2013

Splunked

To be very drunk, high, or both at one time. An over all under the influence state of mind.

Dude Matt is fucked up, yeah hes totally splunked.

by BadLarry4 December 24, 2014

Splurge

Splurge- Getting money and going on shopping spree.

Splurging- Exploring with your money

Splurged- past tense; went before that day

I'm going on a splurge tomorrow.

I'm going splurging today.

I splurged yesterday

by J Nakia July 20, 2016

Spluff

An organic herbal smoking blend for mixing with cannabis or hemp. These blends are usually made from Mullein, Raspberry leaves, lavender, Lions mane, Blue lotus, Sage and other sacred herbs.

Hey man do you have any Spluff?

by Sacred fire July 8, 2019

cunt spludging

Sexual act in which a females bits are massaged by her partners knee. Usually assosiated with fat girls who have more sweat than vagina juice down there

Fancy a bit of cunt spludging daling? Why yes after I eat this pie deer

by caseone March 26, 2011

sluh

1. Short form for a slush monkey

2. A lazier, more endearing way to say slut.

1. I love you so much sluh!

2. Get yo' ass over here, sluh!

by Christian Waters January 2, 2007