sploink

the act of taking a poop and pee in perfect unison.

“Ayy bro I’ll be out in 5 minutes I gotta take a fat sploink”

"Bro went full sploink"

“Man the piss to shit ratio in that sploink you just took is impressive”

"Do you need to go number 1 or number 2? It's a sploink actually"

"Can’t talk rn, mid-sploink"

"just sploinked myself"

by shidfart November 11, 2025

sploink

putting something up your bum

i would sploink that

by brokenclock December 11, 2025

banana splinter

it's when you get something stuck in your dick

Man I was trying to give myself a piercing this weekend and ended up with a banana splinter

by lolghostu August 24, 2016

Rape splinter

When someone gets raped and a shard of dick gets stuck in one of their holes.

I've got a killer rape splinter lodged in my ass.

by MagicResistantBears March 16, 2017

thumb splint

Use of a thumb as an addition to or substitution for a penis gone flaccid due to whiskey dick.

I was so hammered last night I couldn’t get hard, but I used a thumb splint and faked the ending.

by btothef October 3, 2021

Dick splint

When you can't get hard so you have to use your index and middle finger as a guide to insert it flaccid.

I had to much to drink last night, so I had to give her the dick splint.

by Rankpyro182 November 30, 2021

jj sploit

a shitty roblox exploit that crashes faster than a coffee run, not to mention the spyware rat viruses and bitcoin miners. im trying to exploit not break my pc wearegay. not to mention you get patched all the time and take days to fix. its also so detectible im able to find my phone faster. woohoo I love getting banned from roblox

person 1: hey dude whats a good exploit with no key or payments

person 2 (dumbass): jJsPlOiT ive used it 30 times and got banned from roblox.

person 1: is it good
person 2: it sucks and crashes on excution and injection.
person 1: ooh super cool doe s it affect your pc?:
person 2: no my pc is only is wheezing more than a severe asthmatic in the smokestack of a coal power plant. I'm also permanently banned from roblox.
person 1: yay im gonna kill my pc and need to restart windows I hate jj sploit

by roboxsl123 February 9, 2022