I went to the skatepark to flaunt my skills, and a fellow skater complimented me on how well I could shred.
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(7:25:26 PM) Andrew: you read me like a book
(7:25:38 PM) Adam: i fucked your mom like a book
(7:25:50 PM) Andrew: u didn't get the paper shreds did you???
(7:25:38 PM) Adam: i fucked your mom like a book
(7:25:50 PM) Andrew: u didn't get the paper shreds did you???
by Wallnerboy October 30, 2007
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"Hi. Vanessa, I think love you"
"DUDE, does this shirt make my tiny breasts look weird?" *SHREDDED*
"Ohp"
"Hi. You look beautiful today Vanessa"
"Thanks!" *SHREDDED*
"Hi. Vanessa you want to go do something fun today??"
"Bro, got to be home before curfew" *SHREDDED*
"DUDE, does this shirt make my tiny breasts look weird?" *SHREDDED*
"Ohp"
"Hi. You look beautiful today Vanessa"
"Thanks!" *SHREDDED*
"Hi. Vanessa you want to go do something fun today??"
"Bro, got to be home before curfew" *SHREDDED*
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