Shloming

When people are going skiing and snowboarding. Shloming is used if you don't want to say we are going skiing and snowboarding.

"We're all going skiing and he's going snowboarding with us."
"You mean you're going Shloming?"

by shloming bro January 3, 2010

Shlomp

Shlomp. /shh-lowm-p/ adj. colloq. 1. To waste a day by wanking

John : What you do on saturday?

Fred : Spent the day shlomping

John: k
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by Smoogenchong October 24, 2008

schooming

Smoking mushrooms on a roof.

Her schooming resulted in her tumbling off the roof; ultimately she ended up in the hospital with 55 broken bones.

by Calliethecallistormia March 25, 2016

Shoomp

A reaction to a weird question or statement that shows you either don’t want to answer the question or you feel awkward because of their statement.

“Yeah, so do you ever watch tiger porn?”

“Shoomp!”

by chicken masturbator July 24, 2019

scoom

A rather posh way of pronouncing the word skum

look at that shite over there he's the lowest of the lowest he's skoom

by Dave January 8, 2004

shom

dick weed cock sucker

stop being a shom man

by osama,bin,ladin August 6, 2007

Joseph Michael Shoemaker

A boy who plays sports and hates soccer and doesn't judge himself

Joseph Michael Shoemaker loves Ashley

by Lady Dick October 19, 2008