Serbian Lube

The art of someone shitting on someone’s dick and then aggressively being anally fucked afterwards

Friend: Do you have any lube?
Friend 2: No, I just get her to Serbian Lube me up

by Langrk June 28, 2022

serbian smoothie

When a guy and girl start masturbating at the same time and the girl squirts in the guys mouth and the guy cums in the girls mouth and they swap their cum and swallow after approximately 5 times

Dude I think I still have some leftover cum in my mouth from that Serbian smoothie I did.

by MusclesMcCoolguy April 24, 2011

serbian seatbelt

(verb) The act or tying your penis to the security bar of a roller coaster as a safety measure to prevent death.

Thanks to the serbian seatbelt, jimmy only tore his penis off and not died from the roller coaster that had stopped upside down.

by That dude? June 5, 2011

Serbian massage

A very hard beating. In Serbia it´s known to be a common expression, especially in Belgrad. The Serbian expression is сербисцхе масажа

To give someone a Serbian massage

by masterofmassage April 10, 2013

Serbian Fudgecicle

A Serbian Fudgecicle is when a man moulds his own fecal matter into the shape of his penis, freezes it and proceeds to stick it in his butthole. He then waits for the poop to melt, returning to its original state and then poops the poop.

Guy 1- Why is there a frozen log of shit in your freezer?

Guy 2- It's so I can Serbian Fudgecicle later! Fun fact, that so called "log of shit" is actually shaped as my dick.

Guy 1- ...wtf?

by SausageTrain April 18, 2011

Serbould

To mistakingly bite someone or something's testicle.

Ok bitch, you can give me head but what ever you do, don't SERBOULD me!

by Ez G April 11, 2004

Serbian Hot Pocket

A sexual act wherein a man defecates in a woman's vagina and uses the feces as a lubricating aid during sexual intercourse

we then watched the pornstar give his partner a serbian hot pocket

by dirt1234567890wertyuiop October 11, 2009