Schmool

When A Professer of a college level class shows up fifteen+ minutes late. The students have the right to grab their books and walk out.

The Rule Of A Schmool
Professer must either A) Not Arrive or B) Arrive very late

We were siting in class until the professer walked in 20 minutes late. Then all of a sudden the students picked up their stuff and walked out justas he started speaking... it was at that point he knew the rule of schmool went into effect

by mr. mcblargstein September 2, 2009

schmoltz

1. Any unknown or unusual substance, found in uncommon areas. 2. Substitute for expclicit or inappropriate words. 3. Used to describe state of being.
schmoltzed schmoltzy Schmoltzified Deschmoltztified

1. "You have a little schmoltz hanging from your chin."
2. "Your full of schmoltz!" or " That guy had some good schmoltz."
3. "I was really schmoltzed up last night."

by Bee Time May 20, 2008

schmoo

Schmoo -
1, An insanely cute creature that follows you round and helps you with stuff.

2, An expression of sympathy,or condolance.

3, Used Psionically to wish someone good luck, or to help them get better.

Awwwwww Schmoo!!

Healing Schmoos coming your way....

by Jon May 23, 2003

schmoo

petname for a females most intimate bodypart

My schmoo is itching.

by denlilla May 29, 2008

Schlog

When a man has a long penis it’s called a “schlong”. In a different scenario; you take a shit and it’s an extremely long turd. This is where “schlog” comes in. Because it’s a long log.

Dude, I dropped a schlog

by Breerussell__ April 23, 2018

Schmoo

A pet name for someone you love or care for highly.

How was your day, schmoo?
You are such a schmoo

by Isla1208 June 30, 2020

Schlock

To eat or drink something extremely fast.

Emmanuel just schlocked the entire buford. Talan just shclocked a four-loko in one shot.

by Bubba House September 3, 2019