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Safe dick

The term safe dick is used after your break up and you need a re bound. Safe dick is usually being sexually involved with someone from your past i.e ex, long time friend or co worker ect.

Anyone can go through this but cougars invited this term.
"My ex husbands friend whom i've known for 20 years would be considered safe dick"
by etro516181 April 10, 2023
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Safe sex

Roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

kissing is a habit fucking is a game

guys get all the pleasure girls get all the pain

10 minutes of pleasure 9 monthes of pain 3 days in the hospital a baby with no name

the baby is a basterd the mother is a whore this never would have happened if the rubber hadn't torn

sex is like math

subtract the clothes

add the bed

divide the legs and

pray to god you don't multiply

roses are red grass is green open your legs and I'll fill you with cream

sex is evil

Sex is a sin

sins are forgiven so stick it in

roses are nice violets are fine

I'll be the 6 if you be my 9

eat me beat me bite me blow me fuck me suck me very slowly if you like it don't be sassy use your tounge and make me nasty

Have safe sex
Have safe sex’s hoes
by Rivers clement November 2, 2018
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Safe Space

Contrary to popular misbelief, safe spaces are not about sheltering or impeding free speech, but instead are meant to be places that are respectful and free of hate.
Tom thinks safe spaces are stupid because his transphobic.
by WiseWithWords August 27, 2019
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safe room

a stinky place were people who think they're sophisticated go gangbang and spoon each other
SAFE ROOM, safe room, everybodys goin to the safeee room
by yellow dart September 10, 2003
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Safe Nigga

Hey dudes, i totally fucked that bitch last night. SAFE NIGGA!
by A Cunt February 6, 2009
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Safe space

A place where people can be safe from all the dickheads and morans who don't even know where the word comes from and who have literally never been systematically oppressed in their entire lives. The first safe spaces were gay bars in the 60s when people beat the shit out of gays and it was in fact illegal to be gay. Nowadays the word is used to describe a place where no-one harasses, persecutes or shames others. It is a place where one doesn't have to listen to the bullshit of people who lack empathy, social skills and brains because they are so fucking privileged. But for some assholes this is too much.
Excuse me, this is supposed to be a safe space so would you please take your hand off my breast and get the fuck out of here.
by Reasoning with idiots August 8, 2018
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Safe Spot

The worlds leading child safety resource organisation.

Recognised and respected in Australia, UK, NZ and USA.

Global fundraising organisation.
Creating positive change and saving lives.

Founded by safe Spot CEO Niki Burton, Mum of four, author, educator and grief recovery specialist in 2015
Safe Spot - Saving Lives, Keeping Kids Safe, giving kids an active role in their own safety and reducing stress for parents.
by Captain Safe Spot February 6, 2015
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