Reeves Machine

(n.) ri vz məˈʃin

A Reeves Machine is a machination whose only purpose is to harm, be it physically or otherwise.

The means through which a Reeves Machine harms are usually comedic and often parody some other harmless concept.

Coined after Michael Reeves on YouTube.

Elmo Doll Quality Control Specialist, surveying an assembly line of finished Elmo dolls: "This one passes, this one passes, this one is fine, this one.. has wires?"
Suspicious Elmo Doll: You're a ▇▇▇!!
Elmo Doll Quality Control Specialist: "I see, this one is a Reeves Machine."
Michael Reeves: "Yes, it is. It is me, Michael Reeves, and you are offended. can you be no less?"

by Lord Toker April 2, 2023

Reevesh

A very gummy thicc Indian, ass so fat it blocks the suns rays from entering the earth.

P1: GYAT DAMN LOOK AT REEVESH DUMMPY.
P2: GYATTTTT DAMN I WISH I HAD A PIECE OF THAT CAKE
*REEVESH SITS ON CHAIR*
P1: I WISH I WAS THE CHAIR 🥵👅
P2: SAME HERE 😈

by Monkeyponky August 2, 2023

haley reeves

Haley. A girl who has magic hair, funny laugh, and a big black oriental dick

Oh she is oriental, she is a Haley reeves.

by Ahmi January 13, 2014

Willow Reeves

The most amazing, beautiful, smart, and funny girl in the entire world.

Corey:"Man I can't believe I'm dating Willow Reeves!"

by Dabaum December 19, 2016

Eating Reeces Puffs

When you give a bj to a black guy after he's done anal, getting that peanut butter chocolate flavor.

"Oh man! I love Eating Reeces Puffs!"
"Janice you dirty slut!"

by Getdunkton September 16, 2017

Tripper Reeves

An amazing, compassionate person that thinks of others before himself. His zodiac is Cancer, he is sexy as hell, FYI

Wow Tripper Reeves! HAVE MY BABIES!!!!!

by McDeez Nutz February 20, 2018

Keanu Reeves

Basically the 21st century’s versión of Chuck (Fucking) Noris. Could kill you simply with eye contact, but chooses not to. John Wick is his secret life name. Believed to be KGB or CIA or MI6

Guy 1: Is that Keanu Reeves?

Guy 2: yeah that’s John Wick alright!

Guy 1: Wasn’t he the guy who was treating women too respectfully and being conscious of personal space?

Guy 2: yeah indeed!

by JPACKBET June 25, 2019