I gotta piss like a wounded Jap

What someone says when they have to pee really bad. During World War II, thousands of badly wounded Japanese soldiers were abandoned in the jungles of the South Pacific. Their wounds prevented them from being able to unbutton and pull down their trousers by themselves. Therefore, they were left to die alone with extremely full bladders.

Situation 1:

Drunk guy #1: Oh man, I gotta piss like a wounded Jap!

Drunk guy #2: Dude, you have the weakest bladder in the world.

Situation 2:

Wounded Japanese Soldier: Ooooooohhhh!!!

by DJJazzyJeff9 April 16, 2013

Piss Poor Shot

This definition refers to a guy's inability to aim his cock when he's taking a piss. This lack of skill is quite apparent when the perp is done and there are yellow pee stains on the toilet rim and floor. Some douche bags don't even bother to lift the toilet seat and piss all over it as well. Ya gotta wonder when you see pools of pee on the floor in front of a urinal only a few inches from a dude's dick how he can manage to fuck that process up. Perhaps some day somebody will patent crosshairs for dicks so a sporting guy can practice his marksmanship.

Guys; don't be a piss poor shot. Aim your cock like you aim your Glock! - And remember to flush!

by Big Ed Moustapha August 14, 2010

Puppet piss

A puppet piss is when instead of holding your penis to piss, you pinch the skin on the top leaving your dick hanging like a puppet while you aim.

Just for fun, I did a puppet piss at the gas station.

by downwithopp November 12, 2012

Cartier Piss

That oil in the dab cartridge. The gas ur smoking is, “Cartier Piss”

I just smoked Cartier Piss.

by TonyTony1 July 4, 2021

brits on the piss

to get extremely drunk and cause havock where ever you are just like english people on holidays

brits on the piss is when england play football matches

by theultimatecabbager March 3, 2009

Ninja Turtle Piss

Mixed drink that looks like Ninja Turtle Piss...

Recipe
-1 Water Melon Four Loko
-4 Tilts 3 Green(Flavor:Lime) 1 Purple(Flavor:Purple)
-3 Roaring Lion Energy Drinks
-2 Shots of Cheap Vodka
-2 Shots of Cheap Whiskey
-2 Shots of Cheap Gin
-2 Shots of Cheap Rum
-5 Craisens
-1 Scoop of Jack3d pre-workout
-What ever else your drunk ass wants

What is that green shit...? It's Ninja Turtle Piss BITCHHH

Created at DePaul University

by DePaul University September 11, 2011

Rocking a Piss

To urinate with extreme passion and dedication.

"Hey man sorry I'm late, I was rocking a piss."

by nickyslicky69 December 6, 2019