phaker

To fake a phone call while IMing.

Julie told me she was on the phone while we were chatting and she never came back. I found out she was just chatting with someone else. That phaker.

by wisnagilicious August 15, 2006

phaedim

unseen dirt, embedded grime that remains in skin cells.

After He washed his hands He could still grind his palms together and you could see the tiny rolls of the phaedim within his palms

by "GEE" December 10, 2008

Phase 9

Primarily in Military context. The state of becoming single after a period of time away from home, i.e deployment/IET training. Typically started by the soldier's significant other, in the act of finding someone else while they're gone.

Soldier 1: Dude, I just got Phase 9'd by that bitch.

Soldier 2: For real?

Soldier 1: Yeah man, not cool.

by Charyn September 19, 2010

phacebook phished

The effect of having everyone of your Facebook Friends emailed a phishing scam or malware link from YOUR facebook account when you, in actuallity, had nothing to do with it. I swear!

To all of my friends: I am SOOOO SORRY. I did NOT send you that malware link. I have been phacebook phished, AGAIN!

by Nerdy Redhead December 12, 2010

Phaedranism

Phaedranism is the belief that "God", the higher power, or rather any "god" is the consciousness inside of us and that the power inside of us is divided into three seperate control channels. Those who practice Phaedranism train themselves to use their inner god to direct their lives how they see fit, eventually finding their ideal place in life where they want for nothing. This is their nirvana, their heaven. The empathetic part of humans resides here in the consciousness , the part that sees outside the brain and body. The mind is the evolving computer that relays information and solves problems between the consciousness and the body. This middle manager is in charge of seeking answers to the bodies natural urges and solutions to the moral issues in the mind. The mind being god and the embodiment of heaven, the brain being human and earthly, bound by logic, and then there is the body. The body is the receptor of "sin", containing the ability to have sex and eat and steal and hurt. The body is an animal, primal and selfish. Its a Beast. The demon part of us. Giving in to the urges of the body leads to disaster. Failing health, low mental stimulation and little inner satisfaction. Your body becomes Hell, one you are trapped in as it falls apart and rots around you.
Phaedranism is a modern religion , having been created in 2015. The path to enlightenment is the sound soul in a strong body and a calm mind. The higher power is in ourselves.

"Phaedranism is secretly practiced by thousands yet few know the name of what they practice"

by ZeFluff August 23, 2015

phase girl

A girl that every single guy has had a crush on at one point or another. Commonly found in large friend groups. Phase girls are known to be unconventionally beautiful and are extremely charismatic, making everyone like them. Usually have a great personality. Phase boys also exist.

Omg dude I think I like Karen.
Don't worry dude, she's a phase girl, we've all liked her.
Oh damn, I guess I have competition then. :(

by JOHNCENAISDAMAN May 30, 2016

Pabeth Flabanabba

An ex-Mormon who now strips to cover the cost of lawyers and legal proceedings for his six divorced wives. He is characterized by his greasy brown hair that tickles his buttcrack, a saggy, wrinkled stomach that has seen better times, pepperoni nipples that are mostly hidden by a thick mat of curly, graying chest hair, and a sparkly g-string that accentuates his pimpled butt. However, upon entering the club ones eyes cannot help but pass over these features and settle on the most distinctive: his whopping sea cucumber. The g-string has the appearance of a racing strip as it fails to conceal his wriggling anaconda.

Person 1: "Damn, look at that Pabeth Flabanabba over there..."
Person 2: "I can't stop looking at that package. His poor wives...."

by urmomxox April 20, 2018