onionyness

The essence of onion on an object or the description of the oniony taste of food.

I need to clean the onionyness from the knife before I cut the cheese.

by CBiggs22 April 24, 2018

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Onion Shit Bucket

Take one large onion, cut the top off, remove core while leaving the outer skin intact. Carefully shit into the onion and then bake at 350°F for 45 minutes or until the shit is bubbly and warm. Immediately serve to your friends.

Hey guys, I baked you dinner! Enjoy a homemade Onion Shit Bucket, this one has extra corn!

by Maxwell Haus September 29, 2018

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Onion Sandwich

The act of performing oral sex on a stinky or otherwise unclean vagina. The phrase gets its name from the rather oniony smell that used and unclean vaginas carry.

Bro 1: Man, I had an onion sandwich today.

Bro 2: Yeah I can smell you from here. Tell Monica to wash her snatch.

by Mega Hemroids August 16, 2019

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onion cuck

Otherwise know as Onision. A shitty thin-skinned pedophile that preys on his fans. Somehow has children.

Person 1: "Do you know who Onision is?"
Person 2: "Yes I know who onion cuck is, dipshit. Fuck off."

by DrowsyInsomnia November 23, 2019

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Onion-take

Where a reader absentmindedly scrolls through their social media or news feed and encounters an article too strange or too sad to be real. The reader then reflexively reverses scroll direction to verify if the article is a piece of satire or authentic news.

Named for a portmanteau of Onion, a satirical news outlet, and the double take.

Alex was prompted to Onion-take while scrolling Facebook, and found themselves horrified to learn that the article about competitive-eater Kobayashi being beaten by Chris Christie was posted by BBC News and not The Onion.

by RealFakeNews April 15, 2020

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