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kitten number

The number of kittens that had to die in the creation of a design or system architecture. The number is incremented each time a painstaking compromise is made, or when a non-designer opens Photoshop.
"The kitten number was pretty high on this logo, Bob."
by fendingo March 12, 2014
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fake numbered

When you ask for some digits and instead get a number to some weird company or their grandma
Guy 1: Bro i just got my crush's digits!
Guy 2: Let me search them up.
Guy 2: bro you got fake numbered.
Guy 1: who's number was it
Guy 2 : Trojan condoms
Guy 1: damn it! I got fake numbered!
by Hotsauce Curt December 3, 2015
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rule number 2

i'm gonna walk away, you know rule number 2?
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Dumb numb gums

The euphoric feeling you get when you rub leftover cocaine crumbs on your gums, AKA numb gums. Your gums will go numb shortly after providing you with a feeling that’s nearly indescribable.

One night when leaving one afters to go to the afters afters, the Uber arrives swiftly. When you have to rush to clean off your ID to make sure you don’t waste, you swipe your finger across the card. Not realizing how much was actually left on card but also having no other choice, you swipe the morsels of blow across your gums. You’ve experienced numb gums before, but buckle up! THIS IS NEXT LEVEL! You now have the DUMB numb gums! Having no feeling is the best feeling.
Got cocaine crumbs?

Turn those crumbs into dumb numb gums!
by DFCW July 3, 2023
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Something With Numbers

Something With Numbers is a relatively young Australian punk/rock band, having been together four years and hailing from the Central Coast. They signed with indie label Below Par Records in 2001.

It consists of:
·Jake Grigg-Vocals
·Lachlan Scott-Guitar
·Tim Crocker-Guitar
·Scott Chapman-Bass
·Dave Mcbeath-Drums

They released their first album, Ettiquette in 2004 which was quite a heavy, deep album and followed up recently with their second album, Perfect Distraction, a more upbeat rock record, in 2006.
Both albums show the creativity and depth of the band and Perfect Distraction has launched them into a somewhat state of stardom.

Some songs to download are:
I'm Sorry I'm Wrong (Ettiqutte)
Apple of the Eye (Perfect Distraction)
Double Dyed (Perfect Distraction)
On the Inside (Ettiqutte)
Crowner Of Kings (Ettiqutte)

Or you could supports these guys and actually go out and buy the album. It won't kill you.
SWN Fan-I bought 'Perfect Distraction' yesterday. It's so different to 'Ettiquette' but it is still really good.

Obilvious person-What is 'Perfect Distraction' and 'Ettiquette'?

SWN Fan-Something With Numbers new album!! Do you get out at all?

Oblivious person-I like Pepsi Chart Hits # 4

SWN Fan- *sigh*
by jammi December 25, 2008
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Grouponing the numbers

Skewing the numbers to make them put your position in a better light knowing they don't represent the whole situation.
Guy 1: Why is your girl mad at you?
Guy 2: I told her I went out with the guys for a couple beers.
Guy1: Dude, you had a couple beers THEN a million shots. You were totally Grouponing the numbers there!
by The Rob Show July 14, 2011
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nail your numbers

a) Learn how to pay your taxes on time, if you don't want the negative consequences or b) learning your multiplication tables by heart.
If you want to flap your own wings some day, you'll need to learn how to nail your numbers, definition a).
by Sexydimma October 27, 2015
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