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nocturnal visitation

When your girlfriend's cat, during the course of its normal nighttime patrol, hops in bed with you and wakes you up. Usually just looking for attention, but sometimes plotting your demise. "NV" for short.
After 8 JD's and 3 NV's, Bob felt less than refreshed the next morning.
by Lee v1.0 August 31, 2005
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Nectarine Kebab

Is the term given to a hairy bird who pleasures herself with a dildo whilst watching two guys with hernia's docking whilst fucking themselves with dildos.
Whilst Griff and Lootour docked with each other, Jodie was observed to be having a Nectarine Kebab
by Jaffa Fund Cake- Modge October 13, 2008
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penis necter

A milky white liquid that bursts forth from the penis upon ejaculation. It is also closely related to penis wiskey.
Nobody can produce as much penis necter as Hector. Would you like to taste Hectar's nectar?
by Hector Necter November 4, 2007
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Nectar

Adj; Word meaning "Phat", "Cool", Awesome", or any form of such words
"Dude that blunt was so totally nectar i almost crapped myself"
by Harold January 14, 2004
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nectar

Another name for weed. Also refured to as the nectar of life. Not very well-known so good to use it when you don't want anyone else to know what your talking about.
by $pencer April 12, 2006
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totally necture

something that is awesome, a subsitute for the word sweet
That totally necture
by Chris Fox March 20, 2006
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nocturnal

the act of attaining pleasure through inserting a full fist into ones rectum
Tom claimed he stayed up all night doing his english coursework, but i'm sure he's nocturnal
by adka November 13, 2004
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