Delayed Morning Wood Syndrome 

Delayed Morning Wood Syndrome (DMWS) is an erection of the male genitalia that would normally occur after one wakes up, but is heavily delayed and occurs at a later time in the morning. 3 in 5 men are affected by this syndrome on a day to day basis. This generally gives the male extreme discomfort, as they try to hide it from others.

(Sitting on the bus, looking down) Shit, I got Delayed Morning Wood Syndrome!

(Walking down street, looks down) Damn it! DMWS again!

Friend 1: Come on! Erected in the morning?
You: Sorry, it's DMWS.

Delayed Morning Wood Syndrome by MaxNrg November 30, 2010

Sap O' The Morning Wood 

Sap O' The Morning Wood basically refers to when you try to piss with morning wood. Needless to say, it's splashy, messy, and downright humiliating if someone uses the toilet after you.

Sap O' The Morning Wood is also known as Yellow Fire Hose, Anti-Air, The Bear Grylls Windmill and Gold On The Ceiling.

I woke up with a stiffy and experienced some Sap O' The Morning Wood.

Sap O' The Morning Wood by Obloid July 1, 2014

Morning Missle 

An erect penis that you have upon waking up in the morning.

I woke up with a huge morning missle today, so my wife road me like a rented mule.

Morning Missle by t June 30, 2004

morning 

the worst time of day, mostly described as the time you have to wake up to get to your piece of shit job or the time of day when your passed out on a stranger's house.

dude 1: "yo u totally crashed on my couch last night"
dude 2: "sorry i just found out this morning"
dude 1: "dude u fucked my sister"

morning by tunit5cent February 12, 2006

Good Morning 

The king of oxymorons. Good mornings don't exist to many citizens of the world. EVER.

Steve: "Good morning, Chuck."
Chuck: "Fuck you."

Good Morning by KDAWG April 15, 2005

Moaning Walrus 

A chick gives two blow-jobs at the same time, resembling walrus tusks. (This works better with a larger girl, thus the walrus, but does also work with any size.)

Beth's mouth was sore after attempting the moaning walrus last night.

Moaning Walrus by EndShark March 16, 2010

Good Mythical Morning 

A comedy duo made up of Rhett McLaughlin and Charles "Link" Neal. They post videos from Monday-Friday. The videos are usually about silly or weird things.(Like, "Will it Donut?")
Both men have wives and children I unfortunetly do not know the names of.

Person 1: Hey! Who are you watching?
Person 2: Oh, you know, just some Good Mythical Morning.

Good Mythical Morning by Pew_jack_iplier71802 January 28, 2015