molesting myself

The act of subjecting yourself to unwanted or improper sexual advances or activity, from yourself.

What masturbators do, even though everybody knows masturbation is a perverted sin that will eventually lead to blindness, really hairy hands and complete insanity. :-P

I spent all last night molesting myself. Damn, my dick is sore!

by tonyfamous October 8, 2010

modesty

protecting others eyes from seeing the shape and contours of your nipples

In a bra catalog ad: "Sleek foam padding contours your curves...also protects your modesty."

by Kalina May 4, 2008

modestas

A European male who once intoxicated releases hell upon the female race and believes himself to be Jesus. Has mastered the art of dreamwalking and accessing a persons secret box (not to be confused with pussy)

"Heyyy u girl vant to have orgy?"
"I can make u come hard!"
"Broooo the Illuminati is coming for u bro"
-Modestas

by Payem Cham April 18, 2011

molesteration

to either physically molest someone or to beat/annihilate someone at a game/challenge

Tim molesterates children/I totally molesterated Tim at Halo the other night.

by hankmustdie April 30, 2004

Molester Hug

A hug that is performed in the fashion of a semi-molestation. It starts off like any normal hug with arms wide open but then proceeds to shoving the person into yourself by pulling the victim with your open arms in very quickly causing them to lose balance and then walking away like nothing ever happened. The person that was hugged feels loved and molested at the same time. Amazing.

Mevan: hey watzup Kaylee
Kaylee: hey wats going on Mevan
(Mevan Molester Hugs Kaylee)
Kaylee: Wow i feel loved and molested... Amazing

by MevanKaylee September 24, 2010

moresterorstest

To love someone more!

No i love you moresterorstest :D

by redickjj March 24, 2011

Modesty

She's outrageous crazy and is confident and takes self-expression to heart with her weird style and crazy hair she doesn't let others get to her and she's can make anyone smile with just being her self you are lucky to have a modesty because they can love every one and always stay positive but she (might not be that modest)

Stacy: Look at her, her hair is the coolest color

Rebecca : I know she must be a modesty

by StacyBertram ;) December 3, 2019