poop mange

Mange caused by straining too hard to poop.

The pressure that built up while straining to poop pushed all of the hair out of my body. I've got poop mange!

by Sir Branford, Esquire January 14, 2014

wud fug mang

This means what the fuck man

Friend 1: Yoo I just drank a dick smoothie!!!
Friend 2: wud fug mang

by not a peenballer February 20, 2021

whatever mang

Similar to to whatever man but with the added authority of being a gangster wanna be.

Friend: Hey I heard your girlfriend is going to the TI concert with another guy.

Response: Whatever Mang

by NewWavMarker November 30, 2013

Yao Mang

Shortened version of "you know what I mean?" Not to be confused with the baketball player, Yao Ming.

Boil the noodles for 5 mins only! Nobody likes soggy noodles. Yao mang?

by Gretel Wurfel October 30, 2016

Ming Mang Mao

When a video is leaked showing the toughest alpha male in the neighborhood, performing oral sex and getting his face repeatedly slapped by a transgender woman’s penis.

Did you see the video of him? He just let that trans woman ming mang mao him!

by stolenhorcrux March 16, 2022