Monster Cunt 

1: an absolutely enormous vagina.

2: a vagina with fanny flaps that literally flap around any motion.

3: a horribly ugly or 'monsterous' vagina

"I did this chick last night - she had a monster cunt!"

Monster Cunt by David Harris. November 5, 2007

Monster Quest 

A show on the History Channel that reveals the truths about nature that the government and scientists are trying to hide from the public.

Dude, I just saw a show on the History Channel called Monster quest

Monster Quest by turdmuffin09 August 12, 2009

monster times 

See monster plus

The same as a monster plus cocktail in spoons, except with the addition of anywhere between 3-7 extra vodkas.

Has, in all seriousness, been known to turn people's shite green

"mate fuck monster plus i'm gonna get a monster times.... my ring's gonna go mad in the mornin tho"

monster times by Jonty September 8, 2004

Monster Chug 

A method of alchohol consumption by which the drinker pulls his shirt from his waist completely over his head, thus creating a "monster", and consuming their beverage through their shirt.

Let's all do a monster chug to celebrate that touchdown!

Monster Chug by Danw84 October 29, 2009

Monster Turnip 

Where you take the largest turnip you can find, draw a face on it, and then go take a shit in a watermelon rind.

An upscale apartment where santa clause is kickin it with mrs clause. A bird flies in the window with a bandana covering its face like a bandit, calls them Jews, and flies away.

-Monster Turnip Stories

Monster Turnip by Knargle Consumer July 3, 2011

Monster in your closet

Your secret gay side, that only appears during Fridays

Menisnt1: Hey man did you know it wa-
Menisnt2: YOU MEAN GAY FRIDAY
Menisnt1: OMG LIKE IT's MONSTER IN YOUR CLOSET

Monster in your closet by Mexxican Trump April 5, 2019

Monster Donks 

nickname for someone with really big titties

“dayummm she got some monster DONKS😈”

Monster Donks by I’m already tracer. February 11, 2021